Chapter 86
Although the one surnamed Pi pursued perfection, he didn't really lose the little chrysanthemum to the cat in a frenzy. He just used a trick on the kitten's buttocks so that the chrysanthemum disappeared, making ordinary monsters invisible.
And personally named Pi Zhaocai, and his brother Pi Jubao just happened to be a pair of Zhaocai Jubao, expressing his father's yearning for a better life.
People who came here to touch the lucky cat just because of its name saw the hairy butt with only hairy bells and no holes, and thought it must be a kind of Pixiu. Ordinary monsters will definitely not be born. There are three thousand worlds in the sky and the world, only the Pixiu family.
The baby was born the next day, and Pixiu Andrology Hospital received dozens of endorsement invitations, all of which were used by Wenxi to cushion the uneven mahjong table at home.
The kitten has been entrenched at the door to attract money for a while, and the whole cat is swollen like a face. Although it still has silvery eyes and big eyes, it gradually becomes a giant cat, like a little tiger. The table at the door has been crushed.
Pi Xiu realized that something was wrong when he was too busy counting the money. Only the orange cat collapsed the bed, and there was no reason for the white cat to collapse the table. He was smoking a cigarette and looked at his cheap second son with complicated emotions, and suddenly understood how it feels for someone to raise miniature guinea pigs and end up raising three hundred catties.
He called this feeling being fooled, being fooled by Yang Jian, a foreign devil.
The old monster wondered at the two brothers Ren Jiao, Qiu and Fu: "Tell me, what kind of cat monster is this that can grow so big? There is no reason why the orange cat is so fat. Wenxi was thrown by him that day, and his waist was dodged for two days. I was not allowed to touch it."
Ren Jiao shook his head: "Don't ask, the question is that the hybrid species are different."
"What are you farting about? I picked it up, not me and Wenxi." Pi Xiu clicked his tongue, looking at the big white cat, a name popped out of his mind, but he still couldn't believe it.
Qiu Fu stared at it seriously for a while, then patted his head and asked, "Is it possible that Zhao Cai is not a cat at all?"
"What is it if it's not a cat? Its face is round, but it's just a cat's face." Pixiu took a puff of cigarette and sighed: "He can eat a bag of cat food a day now, and he won't eat it if it's not good. When I lay down on the bed, I have no place to sleep."
Ren Jiao laughed: "Then be more ruthless, put it on the ground, just hit it twice if you don't obey, it's so fat, you can hit it twice without breaking it."
"What's the reason?" Pixiu scratched his hair: "It doesn't matter if it loses all the hair on the bed. Wenxi will talk about it if I lose two scales when I sleep. I'm going to do it."
Qiu Fu choked: "You really are a little girl, with a sweet heart. You old things can't compare."
Pi Xiu's face darkened: "Without me, an old bastard, how can he still have a good life now?"
He threw the cigarette butt in his hand and walked upstairs: "You guys are watching in the store, I have to go out to Nezha's place, he said that the lotus root is in trouble, and there seems to be something at the bottom of the pond, he needs my help Go clean up."
Ren Jiao responded, telling Pi Xiu to remember to bring back some lotus root, just in time for the night market to sell spicy lotus root.
Pi Xiu opened the bead curtain, and before he called out to Wenxi, his leg was arched. Pi Zhaocai swaggered and wagged his tail and rushed into the room ahead of him, and nestled next to Wenxi who was playing mahjong in front of the computer, coquettishly meowing With a sound.
Wenxi played a card, put his arms around Pi Zhaocai and rubbed his white belly: "Oh, who is this, why didn't he play below and come up?"
Pi Zhaocai meowed and rubbed against Wenxi.
Wenxi hugged him and wanted to hug him on her lap, but the cat was too heavy to move, so she could only sigh and say, "How beautiful you were when you were young, Dad's little padded jacket, how did you grow up so big?"
"I think it's pretty good now. It can't be a small padded jacket, but it can be your big fur." Pi Xiu snorted, pulled Pi Zhaocaiba aside, sat next to Wenxi and kissed his face, and finally kissed him. A mouthful of cat fur.
Pi Xiu blushed, wiped Wen Xi's face clean with a wet tissue next to him, carefully held his face and kissed him.
After the kiss, Wenxi was hugged and sat on the computer desk, with her legs wrapped around Pixiu's waist, and she whimpered twice before being let go. Pixiu touched his back and said lightly: "From today onwards, if I find a cat hair on your body, I will kiss you once."
"Then just tell me to shave off the lucky hair." Wenxi laughed, touched Pixiu's hot face and asked, "What's the matter and you're so angry?"
"I feel cheated, your cheap son doesn't seem to be a simple cat." Pi Xiu glanced at Pi Zhaocai, a gymnast who was raising his legs and licking his fur bell, and felt that he might be thinking too much.
Although it looks a bit like a tiger, but...
Pi Zhaocai felt his father's gaze, immediately lowered his leg and yelped at him.
Although I am young, please pay attention to my **, thank you.
Pi Xiu: ...
Wenxi looked at him strangely: "Although Zhaocai is a little fatter and a little bigger, aren't all cat monsters like this? Otherwise, how can they be monsters?"
Pi Xiu choked: "Who told you that all cat demons are like this? The cat demon's waist is one foot eight, and your son's waist is eight feet one. Can he be an ordinary cat?"
Wenxi pushed him: "If you are fatter, you will be fatter, and if you are eight feet one, you will be eight feet one. It's not that you can't afford it."
"I can't explain to you."
As soon as Pi Xiu's phone lit up, a message popped up from Nezha, he glanced at it and put it aside, held Wenxi's face and kissed again: "I'll go to Nezha's side first, tomorrow halfway through July Ghost door, let's go buy those things when I come back tonight."
Wenxi responded, took his hand and asked, "Do you want me to go with you?"
"No, you stay at home, there will be a courier downstairs later, remember to accept it." Pi Xiu squeezed
His butt: "Don't sit and play mahjong all day long, your butt will get bigger."
Wenxi sneered: "That's not what you said on the bed, who is it, who took one bite and one butt yesterday so that he can give birth?"
He pushed Pixiu away and jumped off the table: "If you want to go to Nezha, hurry up and come back early in the evening, if you want to ride a tricycle to pull goods, change your clothes, those night market stalls buy three pieces for twenty yuan It’s good, and it doesn’t hurt to throw it away if it gets dirty.”
Pi Zhaocai once again occupied the strategic high ground next to Wenxi, wagged his tail towards Pi Xiu, and said goodbye to his father with a meow.
Pi Xiu pressed Wen Xi and kissed her twice again: "Wait at home, and I will let you have a baby when you come back."
Wenxi blushed and gave him a pooh, and said: "When you come back, remember to go to the bank to get some cash, that one seems to only accept cash."
"Understood." Pixiu said.
Patriarch Pi, who stayed at home for a long time, changed into a cheap night market 20 yuan three-piece suit and went out. He rode his new favorite blue three-wheeler and went straight to the small lotus pond villa on the outskirts of the third prince.
Nezha's Fighting the Landlord's happy beans were all sold out, and finally Pixiu came to visit.
He stuffed his mobile phone into his trouser pocket, and asked impatiently, "Why are you so dawdling here, does it take so long to feed your pig and cat?"
"You say it's a pig, so can you slow it down?" Pixiu put the straw hat on his head: "And I suspect that it's not a cat anymore, how can a cat grow so big, lying there basking in the sun like a tiger. "
Nezha laughed, "What is that a cat? A white tiger?"
"I don't know either." Pi Xiu clicked his tongue: "Stop rambling, finish things quickly, I still have something to buy in July and a half tomorrow."
Nezha scolded his mother: "Which grandson came so late, you still have the face to complain, don't you?"
The two of them cursed and walked towards the edge of the pond, even though Pi Xiu was mentally prepared, he was also dumbfounded when he saw Nezha catching the endless green lotus leaves in the lotus pond.
Pointing to the lotus flower that was bigger than a human, he asked, "What did you throw into the pond? Organic Hefei? How the hell can it grow so big?"
Nezha scratched his head: "How do I know, I used to be fine every year, but today I'm trying to grow up like I've taken the wrong medicine, especially these two months, it's like going crazy."
The two put on their strappy one-piece overshoes, looked at each other, and felt that the other was an idiot with a tacit understanding.
Nezha brought the boat over: "The lotus root is at the bottom, just lift it up by feeling."
Pi Xiu responded, regretting that Cao Cao was brought here. Cao Cao is simply the best MVP in this kind of place that requires multiple hands.
The two old bustards rowed without oars and relied entirely on the waves, heading towards the depths of the lotus root flowers. The lotus roots at the corners of the pond were still relatively small, but the size of the lotus roots became larger and larger as they went to the center of the pond. Pull out the lotus root.
Just as he was about to turn around and scold Nezha for his awesomeness in raising lotus roots, he suddenly heard the sound of falling into the water. He turned his head abruptly, only seeing the ripples on the surface of the pond.
Grass, so hard?
Before Pixiu had time to sigh, he felt the boat tilted, and he fell into the water with his lotus root and a basket along with the boat.
The cold, salty pool water was poured into his nose, Pi Xiu choked on the water, and almost died, he did not forget to hold the floating lotus root tightly in his arms.
In this life, he has fought his life to eat lotus root once.
Pixiu held his breath, kicked his feet to the surface of the water, and took a deep breath. The overturned boat was overturned by him forcefully, and the lotus root in his hand was thrown back onto the boat.
But Nezha was still missing, Pixiu scolded Gou Niang, took a deep breath and plunged into the water again, shouting Nezha's name with his demon power.
The small fish in the lotus pond were frightened away, and a few of them who were wise and courageous were able to sneak a peek at the roots of the lotus. Pixiu called Nezha a few times, but there was no response.
Pi's heart sank, this time Nezha couldn't really capsize in the gutter and was assassinated by someone sent by Li Jing, right? At that time, he was still arrested at the scene of the crime, and he was the number one suspect at first glance, and he was happy to mention public affairs.
He called out again to Chen Tang, the unlucky boy who washed his life away in the bath, and this time he finally responded.
Nezha's Huntian Ling swung in the water, pointing Pi Xiu in a direction. The old monster hurriedly rowed with a duck and sprinted in the direction instructed.
He made a detour and found that Nezha was fine, he was floating in the water, and all of a sudden he came out.
"What are you doing?" Pi Xiu patted Nezha on the shoulder, seeing that he was dumbfounded, he turned his head to look, and he was also stunned.
In front of him was a giant bastard with a mohawk haircut, like a seaweed fluttering in the water. It smiled when it saw them, showing its eight teeth as in the Colgate advertisement, which were white and crystal clear.
Pi Xiu's breath was stagnant, and he asked, "What's your surname, when did you start farming fish?"
Nezha: "...Although I don't want to admit it, my surname is not Li."
Pi Xiu: "...Sao Ao Rui."