Chapter 87
Nezha looked at the bastard in front of him, frowned and said, "I always feel that there is something at the bottom of this pool. It turned out to be a king bastard. I thought it was some kind of evil beast. I'm ready for a fight, so just show me this?"
Pixiu looked at Wang Ba and Nezha, not knowing which one was more stupid.
Maybe the two are equally stupid, or it wouldn't be strange to raise such a big bastard in a mud pond where fish and lotus roots are raised.
"Can you speak?" Nezha took a few steps towards the eight-toothed Wang Ba, and shook the Huntian Ling in his hand: "If you can speak, speak."
Wang Ba blinked and shook his Wang Ba's head.
Nezha got closer and looked at this bastard's face again, and suddenly felt a little familiar. He turned around and waved at Pixiu: "Come and see if this guy looks familiar."
Pi Xiu muttered something familiar about a bastard. As soon as he approached, he saw the bastard suddenly stretched his neck and rushed towards Pi Xiu and Nezha like a snake.
The two daring people didn't resist the sudden visual impact for a while, they shouted "Fuck you", turned around and swam for a while before calming down.
Nezha patted his chest and was still in shock: "Ma's, I just watched a ghost movie last night, and there was a long-necked girl in it. Just now, it kicked off its neck and started, scaring me to death."
"What kind of bastard did your mother raise? Why does your bastard have such a long neck? A reincarnation of a giraffe?" Pi Xiu rubbed his face and muttered, "That flat face without a bridge of nose rushed over, I thought it was Voldemort. coming."
Nezha took another look with his probe, and found that Wang Batou was looking at them with a big confusion on his small face, as if he didn't understand why they were running.
"Actually, it looks quite cute, ugly and ugly." Nezha said.
Pi Xiu was stunned and looked at the third prince who was seriously looking at Wang Ba's face. He thought that it was really pleasing to watch Wang Ba after being single for a long time. Nezha's mother was right, this old bachelor should go on a blind date.
Wang Ba leaned towards them again, and let out a low growl of grievance, Nezha looked at him, and after thinking about it, he still reached out and touched his Wang Ba's head: "Stop screaming, if you scare the fish to death, I will kill you. Braised and eaten."
The king stopped screaming, and took the initiative to rub Nezha with his mohawk haircut, completely quieting down.
Pi Xiu calmed down and came out from the back, looked around the king carefully, and said to Nezha, "I have a bold idea."
Nezha: "Do you think he looks like Xuanwu?"
The two made a sound at the same time, and looked at each other, Pi Xiu couldn't help but snorted: "I said why did you steal my lines?"
"I found out just now, but he rushed down and made him stunned." Nezha touched the king's head and asked in a low voice, "Are you Xuanwu? If you are Xuanwu, just nod your head, if not, just shake your head. "
The king looked puzzled, as if he didn't understand what Xuanwu was, and kept rubbing his head against Nezha, wanting him to sit on top of him.
Pixiu looked at the king, and remembered the big white cat that had swelled up in his house, thinking that it was really a white tiger...
He patted Nezha on the shoulder: "Clean up here and accompany me to find Fengdu, and bring your son-in-law with you."
"What's wrong?" Nezha looked puzzled: "They won't let me raise a national first-class rare and protected monster in my lotus pond."
Pi Xiu thought about the silver gradation of his family that can't walk when he sees food, lying on the ground and touching the porcelain, hesitantly said: "Not necessarily, although Xuanwu is the four sacred beasts, but this is not a turtle shell in your family. Turtle shells, and skirts."
When Nezha heard it, he turned around and said to the king, "Can you make yourself smaller? I'll take you out."
This time Dawangba understood, Balala Xiaomoxian's whole body changed into a little Wangba, and he swam to Nezha's palms obediently, and blinked at the third prince with big eyes.
Nezha took off the Qiankun ring and put it on Xiao Wangba's slender neck, supporting him upstream to the lake.
Little Wang Ba was very curious about the Qiankun Circle, and kept poking and pulling with his feet. Huntian Ling lightly slapped him on the neck, telling Little Wang Ba to be honest.
The two came out of the lake and salvaged all the lotus roots they picked and piled them on the boat. Pixiu took off his clothes and twisted the water, and couldn't help but say, "I want to send the lotus root back first, and bring it with us to make money. go together."
Nezha was stunned for a moment, thinking of the big cat blocking the door in their house, he couldn't help asking: "What happened to your family's luck? I think he looks like a cat."
"Have you ever seen a cat yowling like a tiger? That's why it's meowing in front of Wenxi." Pixiu put on his wringed clothes: "But white tigers are also cats, so it doesn't matter if you think about them. fault."
When Nezha heard it, it made sense. The two of them packed up and sat in Pixiu's blue three rounds and went back to the restaurant. It was the first time Xiao Wangba went to the sky. In Nezha's palm, he fastened his seat belt.
Wen Xi was downstairs to settle accounts, and when she heard Pixiu's voice coming back, she turned her head and looked, and two men who had rolled in the mud soup stepped in with one-piece overshoes.
The smile on his face disappeared immediately, and he stared at Pixiu and asked, "Are you going to wrestle in the mud? The mud on your body is crusted, you know?"
Pi Xiu snorted: "It's okay, no one is looking at me, have you seen Lucky, I have to take him out."
Wen Xi wondered: "What are you doing, didn't you just get vaccinated two weeks ago? Are you going to get vaccinated again this time?"
"No... just go to Feng Du to check his body. He may be the reincarnation of a white tiger. I have to take him to see it." Pi Xiu threw the galoshes aside and shouted for luck.
But after calling for a long time, there was no response at all. Wen Xi said, "I don't know where to go to play. Go to the backyard and have a look. Maybe there are moths playing there."
Pi Xiu's face darkened: "What's so funny about Moth Moth, it's not Moth Moth Moth."
He took a bottle of yogurt from the refrigerator next to the counter, and called Pi Zhaocai again, but there was still no response. At this time, he forcibly tore the tinfoil on the yogurt cover, only tore half of it, and a giant white lightning rushed from the backyard and hit the yogurt.
"Sample, I won't be able to catch you without a bottle of yogurt." Pixiu pressed Lucky, raised his head and drank the yogurt, then walked out with the big cat by the back of the neck.
Wenxi chased after the leash: "You take the rope, what if the cat is stolen?"
"Who stole such a fat cat? Aren't you afraid of going bankrupt?" Pixiu scolded and put the leash on Lucky's body, but found that it was too fat to fit in. He immediately looked at Nezha who was smoking and teasing the turtle and hit him. snapped his fingers.
Nezha glanced at him: "Why?"
"Borrowing Huntianling, I need a leash." Pi Xiu said while pulling Huntianling to Zhaocai.
Nezha picked up the fluffy Lucky Cat, and said to Huntianling, "Tie it on, don't let the cat run away and have to look for it later, trouble."
Pixiu with the cat and tortoise changed the car and drove his own BMW on the road. Nezha sat in the back and dragged the little Wangba, pressing the lucky charm to prevent him from licking.
The third prince: "Stop licking it, this is not for eating, Pi Zhaocai, can you learn from your brother, don't want to eat it when you see it!"
Pi Xiu glanced in the rearview mirror: "Don't say it, if he could have changed it long ago, it would be the fault of Pi Shaodi and Wen Xi, and I don't care if the rice bucket is a meal when I'm not feeding it. Really hungry, fake hungry."
When Pi Zhaocai heard his father say that he was like a rice bucket, he raised his hand and slapped him on the pillow with a paw, and snorted.
"It's really screaming." Nezha was stunned for a moment, then smiled and touched Zhao Cai's head: "It's really a little tiger."
Pixiu stepped on the accelerator: "Whether he is a tiger or a cat, he will be beaten and screamed by me later."
The car stopped in front of the cemetery, and Pixiu carried the lucky money directly into the elevator like a big bag, preventing his paws from stepping on the muddy ground, and he would have to wash it later when he went back.
Feng Du was in the office doing the final security work for tomorrow's half-open ghost door in July. The door was suddenly pushed open. When he looked back, he saw a huge cat's head first.
"Isn't this the cutest Lucky Fortune in the world!" Feng Du immediately stood up, gave a warm hug to Lucky Lucky who had just been put down, took a deep breath of cat hair, and said something cool.
Di Ting stopped on the back legs kicking his neck, looked at Lucky Fortune a few models bigger than himself, and murmured, "Although the food in your restaurant is good, you shouldn't feed cats like this."
"No one really thinks that a cat can eat like a fat tiger, right?" Pixiu weighed it with a fortune: "Run for two hundred."
Nezha put Xiao Wangba on the table, waved to Feng Duyi and said, "I found a low-profile Xuanwu in my lotus pond, you can see if there is something wrong with this bloodline."
Feng Du was delighted: "You think you are a cornucopia of lotus ponds, and you are also Xuanwu. I think you are only a king... Xuanwu..."
Di Ting jumped off the sofa, walked around the Emperor Fengdu who was staying in place, sniffed the little Wang Ba with big eyes and long neck, and said with a bark, "It really smells like Xuanwu."
Seeing this, Pixiu came over with a lucky charm: "Do you smell the smell of a white tiger?"
I listened and sniffed again: "No, the smell of copper coins from the Pixiu is too strong, I can't smell the smell of your family's fortune." It sneezed to one side and asked, "Does your family's fortune beckon? Changed the shower gel again, and it smells like peach."
Pi Xiu restrained the demonic energy in his body: "If you smell it again, you should be able to smell it now."
Di Ting buried his face directly in the soft white fur on Zhao Cai's chest, took a sharp breath and was slapped to the ground by Zhao Cai, and snorted at its dog's head.
"I smell it, it really smells like a white tiger." When Di heard that, he called out to Zhaocai again: "I didn't play hooligans with you, hurry up and let go of my claws!"
Feng Du stood aside and wondered: "The reincarnation of this holy beast is stricter than that of an old true dragon. Heaven doesn't allow me to intervene at all. I only know that they abandoned their fleshly bodies, and only their souls entered reincarnation. But why did one become a cat? , one has become a bastard again, and the species have changed..."
Before he could finish his sentence, the office door was suddenly pushed open, and a bald ghost said loudly, "Boss, there is a black starling at the door, scolding the street and breathing fire!"