Chapter 97
They've been monsters for thousands of years. They haven't experienced any kind of volcanic eruption. An earthquake would scare them away, saying that they didn't really want to run around while Shan Pixiu didn't believe it.
Even if the sky falls again, he will have to pay him before he dies!
Pi Xiuxiu was furious and ready to go out to see which company's roller was so wicked. Early in the morning, when he was rumbling and pressing the floor, he heard Wenxi call him, and stumbled towards him amidst the shock.
Seeing his anxious expression, the old monster suddenly softened and withdrew the monster power on his body, opened his arms and hugged him into his arms, touched his back and said, "Don't worry, it's nothing, it's just..."
"Let go! Why are you hugging me? Hurry up and go upstairs and move all the valuables down!" Wenxi pushed Pixiu hard, and walked up the stairs three steps at a time to get his bank card passbook and notebook The computer doesn't care about Pi Xiu's life or death at all.
Pi Xiu froze in place, Wenxi's scent still lingered in his empty arms, accompanied by embarrassment fermenting, making Su An on the side want to laugh but dared not laugh, he could only comfort the boss that the blue came out of the blue and was better than the blue.
"I thought I was his big baby, but it seems that I'm not worthy." Pi Xiu pretended not to care: "That's how it is, I don't care at all."
To know that sadness is always inevitable, in every earthquake. But people only itch after seven years, but I started scratching my ears and cheeks before I got married for seven months. Is this a marital skin disease?
The vibration gradually stopped, and Tao Ti came out of the backyard with a cup of tea, and asked while drinking: "Hey, where is Wenxi, didn't he worry about you running over just now?"
Pi Xiu sneered, "None of your business."
Tao Ti was taken aback: "Why are you so fierce? Let me ask you about my brother?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard jingling bells behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw Wenxi coming down from the second floor with big bags and small bags, calling Pixiu to come over and get them for him.
Pixiu walked over with a dark face: "What are you doing? It's too late to pack things up?"
"What are you talking about? This kind of earthquake must have aftershocks at night. We packed up our things and went to live in an open place. The city gymnasium must be open for evacuation. We went to sleep there at night."
Wen Xi heard Pi Xiu laugh when he was talking, all the bags on his body were taken off and thrown aside, and Pi Xiu picked him up and walked upstairs with his feet empty.
"What are you doing? Are you crazy?" Wenxi slapped him on the back, but he got a slap on his buttocks, and even his flesh trembled, so frightened that he couldn't move.
Pixiu calmed down a bit, but still said with a dark face: "Are those things above as valuable as I am? You are optimistic about whether I will want anything in the future. You need to worry about those things. In the past, you still..."
"What do I want?" Wenxi's face flashed with demon lines, and the ghostly aura on his body permeated the entanglement. He disappeared from Pi Xiu's arms, stood aside and stared at him with arms folded, asking, "What's wrong with me?"
Pi Xiu was stunned: "Who told you about this spell?"
Wenxi subconsciously went to look at Tao Ti, but he had already coughed and walked away holding a teacup, still muttering; "Let's watch the moon climb up together..."
Tao Ti looked back at Wenxi, and now her brother-in-law was just a wage earner, and there was nothing she could do to help her.
Wenxi choked in her heart, thinking that her brother-in-law is indeed her brother-in-law, if she is not from her own family, she is unreliable! He made a decisive decision, immediately turned into soft fingers, and actively leaned over and stretched out his hand to hold Pi Xiu's hand.
"Why are you angry? Didn't I go upstairs first to make sure you're okay?" Wenxi shook his hand: "What's there to be angry about? I'm also worried about where your treasures upstairs got smashed." I'll save you from being unhappy when the time comes, and I won't be the one to suffer in the end."
Pixiu glanced at him: "Come on, I see you are very comfortable every time, why do you suffer?"
He stretched out his hand and squeezed Wenxi's face: "You little heartless, if something really happens in the future, don't worry about your one or two treasures, just hug me, is there anything good? Sugar daddies have to follow the Basic Law ,Did you know?"
"I know, I know." Wenxi pushed him: "Why is there an earthquake? This place is not on the plate movement belt."
Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "I'm not a seismograph, if you ask me, who should I ask?"
"Ask me."
A hand suddenly stretched out in the air, Wenxi was startled, jumped into Pixiu's arms and hugged tightly like a koala climbed a tree, stared at that hand and said, "Damn, scare me to death."
The Queen Mother of the West came out through the space gap, took a deep breath, threw her loose hair back and said, "Don't say you are scared, even I feel scared."
"What's the matter, the earthquake relief came to my store? My store is fine, you hurry up, I have to take care of my family and I don't have time to do charity." The Queen Mother of the West hugged Wenxi tightly.
Queen Mother Xi sneered: "Don't look at me like that, I'm here to pull young men."
"If you want to recruit a strong man, I will show you the way. Yang Jian takes care of the dog at home and fishes every day at work, and Nezha sleeps upstairs every day during the summer vacation. Hurry up and find them." Pi Xiu raised his finger but was held by the Queen Mother of the West .
Queen Mother Xi smiled: "Buzhou Mountain is alive."
"If you live, you will live. Don't hold my hand. My wife is watching." Pixiu suddenly withdrew his hand, and after a sudden pause, he realized what Queen Mother Xi meant.
He frowned: "Buzhou Mountain is alive, so is Yazi who is under the mountain dead or alive?"
"I'm alive, but I'm not far from death." The Queen Mother of the West raised her lips and smiled: "It depends on whether you have any ideas."
Tao title
Suddenly appeared on the stage, squeezed Pixiu away, Wenxi and Queen Mother of the West shook hands: "The thousand-year-old enemy came uninvited. I have a lot of ideas. I wonder if I can cooperate with you. When the time comes, the ashes will be divided into half and half. I will pour them into the sewer. Leave it to yourself."
The Queen Mother of the West was taken aback, looked Tao Ti up and down, and found that he was really an old acquaintance, and couldn't help feeling: "It's been so many years, dog, should I pay back the money you owe me?"
Tao Ti was also taken aback: "Didn't Pi Xiu give you the money I owe you?"
Pixiu: ... careless.
Immediately everyone looked at him, the old monster could only pretend to look around, and moved out step by step with Wenxi in his arms, humming: "Let's watch the moon climb up together..."
The Queen Mother of the West glared at her: "My surname is Pi, where is my money? You are going to run away with your sister-in-law, right?"
"What are you talking about? I'm helping you manage your money. Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll transfer the money to the account, and I'm sure you won't lose any cents." Pi Xiu coughed and said that he was just a middleman to make a difference and get some interest money for himself. The son saves some money for his wife.
Tao Ti grabbed Queen Mother Xi's hand: "Okay, now is not the time to care about money, hurry up and tell me how miserable Yazi is now, and make me happy."
Queen Mother of the West: "I don't know the specific situation now. Buzhou Mountain is alive, and the surrounding landforms have changed due to the rich aura. So I discussed with the Jade Emperor to send a team to investigate first, and let the heavenly soldiers and generals enter after confirming safety."
"Wait a minute, do you just see us in this team?" Pi Xiu pointed to the name of his restaurant, and then pointed to himself: "I am the owner of the restaurant, not the captain of the Amazon Death Squad."
Queen Mother Xi waved her hand: "Hey, it's okay, there is no difference in our hearts."
Anyway, Pi Xiu is a brick, so he can move it wherever he has trouble, and he is a serious man with all-round tools.
Pi Xiu thought for a while and asked, "Is there any merit? Is there any treasure in Buzhou Mountain? I am an expedition member and I apply for exorbitant personal insurance. You can't restrict me from taking anything from Buzhou Mountain."
Queen Mother Xi frowned: "But you can't move Buzhou Mountain away."
"Nonsense, why can't I move to Zhoushan? I have a Huaguoshan company at home, and I don't like your small hill that just rose from the ground." Pixiu clicked his phone and turned on his phone: "When are you going? And Who? I think Nezha Yang Jian is pretty good, you have to go with me."
Seeing that he agreed, Queen Mother Xi breathed a sigh of relief: "I'll let you know the time at night. If you need anything else, you can tell me if you don't ask too much."
Pi Xiuxiu was about to speak, when the monkey screamed from behind.
Hou Da rolled and crawled with feces hanging from his body, with a miserable expression on his face: "Boss! The sewer in the backyard was damaged by an earthquake! It's all spewed out! It's all spewed out!"
Pi Xiu: ...
The old monster's face was completely darkened, and he poked his thumb back: "Did you hear that? The sewer in our house exploded. You have to ask Tu Xingsun to come and repair the sewer."
Queen Mother Xi: "That's it?"
Pi Xiu: "Of course not, and the travel expenses, food expenses, and insurance fees to Buzhou Mountain are all reimbursed. If my restaurant is not open for a few days, I have to get financial subsidies. And then there is that Yazi. I thought that my sister wanted it, so we reluctantly gave it to him." It was taken."
"Other things are fine. You let me go back and discuss this matter with the Jade Emperor and the Eastern Prince." The Queen Mother of the West did not dare to make decisions alone, so she could only temporarily shirk it.
Seeing this, Tao Ti coughed lightly and said, "Jazi took advantage of Tiandao's loophole and made my wife full of family members. Even if you save his life from me, Tiandao will not let him go. Otherwise, my good brother, How could he be crushed under the mountain in just a few hundred years?"
He lightly raised a water mirror and floated in the air. When Pixiu stretched his head and saw it was pitch black, only intermittent and low moans could be heard.
"This is..." Pi Xiu stretched out his hand and patted the water mirror: "Poor contact, the display is broken?"
Tao Ti choked: "It's because there was a power outage below Buzhou Mountain, that's why it was completely dark."
Pi Xiu suddenly realized: "I thought there was something wrong with your spell."
Tao Ti closed his eyes, decided not to pierce the idiot, turned to look at Queen Mother Xi and said, "I don't know how much you know, but Bu Zhoushan came to life under the weight of Yazi, for so many years, day after day Absorbing the demon power and life force from his body, logically speaking, it would take ten thousand years to live in Zhoushan, but it took only a short thousand years to survive, there must be a reason in the middle."
He paused, then suddenly looked up at the sky and said meaningfully: "It's not that we won't report, it's not time yet."