Chapter 98
The retribution may not be reported in time, but the reimbursement must be made on time and in the amount. When the Jade Emperor and the Eastern Prince heard that Pi Xiu was willing to go as long as he gave the money, they agreed without hesitation.
Just kidding, the problems that this kind of money can solve are not problems at all.
As for Yazi's fate...
The three bosses sat at the table and smoked a pack of cigarettes, and finally decided to go back to their respective houses and find their own mothers, and Yazi should let his family take them back.
But the elder brothers who called him, one or two are very busy people, and said that although there is one father but not one mother, don't cue, everyone is unfamiliar, it can be said to be a classic mediation case of an old uncle.
Only Tao Ti is left. The door of my house is always open, waiting for you with sharpened knives.
The Jade Emperor sighed: "It's hard for an upright official to break up housework. If Heaven doesn't say anything, what's the use of us worrying about it here? Besides, Queen Mother Xi, think about it. If you are a daughter, it's hard for you to fall in love with an old tree with peach blossoms. A person who has a grudge against your goddaughter came and killed your godson-in-law and his family by the hand of heaven, what do you do?"
Queen Mother Xi paused her smoking hand: "Then I have to kill him."
"Don't mess around, it's vulgar." Dong Wanggong clicked his tongue: "Jiazi is a big trouble, it's best to leave it to them, so that we don't have to deal with it ourselves."
The three of them reached an agreement and agreed to throw Yazi, a hot potato, to Pi Xiu. The Prince of the East immediately called to notify the financial appropriation. signature.
Pi Xiu frowned when he saw the money received on his mobile phone, and turned to let Su An print out the contract, while he dealt with the two black-faced evil spirits in front of him.
Yang Jian wiped his three-pointed knife, and said coldly: "Explain why you dragged me into the water."
Nezha's hair was messed up, and he looked up to the sky and sighed, "I'm already tired enough to face those kids in class, why don't you let me go during the summer vacation?"
"Divide the money and share the merits." Pi Xiu went straight to the point and said the benefits: "There are still things from Buzhou Mountain, don't you want?"
Yang Jian: "What do you want? Buzhou Mountain doesn't produce dog food."
Nezha: "It's better to get rid of those petty things like Yazi, please don't bother the prince with such trivial matters? I'm very busy with blind dates."
"The two may have misunderstood." Tao Ti suddenly appeared with a cup of tea, and smiled at the two of them: "Jai Zi may be a little evil pen, but the ghosts under him may not be now."
Nezha was stunned, and raised his eyebrows: "You want to say that Bu Zhoushan is alive, full of aura, and the horses there have all evolved to the extreme, one can beat two?"
Tao Ti nodded with a smile: "That's true. But even though their monster power has improved, I believe they are not the two opponents, but as the saying goes, when a boat capsizes in the gutter, ants kill elephants. Yazi is cunning by nature, maybe there are others. Ambush by formation, maybe even..."
"Stop." Nezha stopped quickly, looked at Tao Ti suspiciously and said, "Why do you talk more and more like the script of Home Alone?"
He pointed at Yang Jian, Pixiu and Tao Ti: "We are gangsters with evil intentions, and Yazi is a pitiful and helpless little devil who can only make homemade bombs to fight back."
Pixiu looked at the text message sent by Queen Mother Xi and raised his eyebrows: "Although, it's not necessary. The night is long and dreamy, we will set off tomorrow, do you have any opinions?"
The old monster didn't wait for others to answer, he asked himself and answered: "Okay, I know you have no objections, then drive off at 9 o'clock tomorrow."
Nezha: ...
Yang Jian:……
At nine o'clock the next day, the second group building in the history of Pixiu Restaurant kicked off.
Monkey Two sat in the car and looked at the scenery going backwards, and murmured, "I didn't do it once in decades, but now I do team building once every two months. Is it possible that the boss is going to run away with money and work here?" Numbing."
Hou Da raised his hand and slapped his face: "What are you talking about? Did you bring the things you asked?"
"Bring it with you." Hou Er took out a nunchaku from his bag, hummed haha, and got slapped again before he had time to perform for his brother.
Hou Da: "I asked you to bring the fire stick in the backyard, what are you doing with this thing?"
Monkey Two clicked his tongue: "The third fire-burning stick is on his back. The nunchaku is soft but strong. I bought it last night. Isn't it more powerful than that fire-burning stick?"
"Fantasy, this time we are going to smash the field. If you are pulled by someone and your tail hurts and you cry, I will not care about you." Monkey warned.
Sitting in the back, Pixiu couldn't help frowning, Wenxi touched his face and asked, "Do you want to sleep on my lap for a while?"
He shook his head. Hearing what Hou Eryue said before was getting more and more outrageous, he couldn't help but open his eyes to remind: "Be civilized, we are going into the popular science column of scientific exploration and discovery, and by the way, I will play a guest role as an old uncle to mediate about the remaining problems of the old Zhenlong's family." .”
Tao Ti smiled and sat while eating, and added with a chicken paw in his mouth: "Finally, add some links to promote Chinese martial arts, increase the national heritage and enrich the content of the program."
He sharpened his teeth biting the chicken feet sharply, chewed the whole chicken feet and swallowed them into his stomach, and said in a low voice, "I named that session Violent Beating Xiao Yazi, do you think it's good?"
Monkey 2 paused for breath, nodded quickly, and clapped his hands more sincerely than the big brother applauding at the Spring Festival Gala.
Pi Jubao and Xiaoyuren were sent to Zhinu's house by Pi Xiu to live temporarily, so the Guilty bus bound for Buzhou Mountain was filled with top fighters from Pixiu Restaurant, and gathered the top three fighters in the demon world.
The car went all the way north, and with the help of Fengbo brand modified tires, it took a day to reach the boundary of Buzhou Mountain.
Pi Xiu got out of the car and looked at the visible knot in front of him.
He frowned and said, "The eyes of this enchantment are on living creatures. It seems that the kid has already prepared for it. Let's clean it up and prepare..."
When he turned around, he found Wenxi was the only one standing behind him, smiling at him.
Pixiu: "Where are they?"
Wen Xi pouted to the side: "Here, they are all starving ghosts who were reincarnated and busy making fire and cooking."
He walked up to Pixiu and kissed him, then took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket and put it in his hand: "Okay, don't worry about this, you go to brother-in-law's to rest for a while, and I'll see what they are preparing."
With a dark face, Pi Xiu was led to the fire, looked at Tao Ti who had already set up a bracket on the fire to prepare the grilled fish, and uttered a doubt from his heart: "Why are you not in a hurry?"
Tao Ti raised his eyebrows: "What's the rush? Anyway, his life is already in my hands. Letting him live for two days is not necessarily better than killing him."
He stretched out his hand and sprinkled some cumin on top of the grilled fish: "Besides, you have to eat enough to fight before you can fight. I won't fight unprepared."
Pixiu took out his mobile phone: "Then you want to eat anyway, now I will start a live broadcast of outdoor picnic and food, I will add a tag of picnic to you, and hint to your boss to give you more gifts, let us eat some pork too. "
Tao question: ...
Tao Ti: "Before they said that you had a miserable life after being cheated by me for money and love. I didn't believe it before, but now I know it's true. Brother, I am sorry for you."
Pixiu sneered: "It's okay, you sent me a wife, I forgive you."
"Actually, it wasn't what I wanted to send. I used my demonic power to open my eyes to peek at the secrets of the sky, and found that his lifeline was in you, so I had no other way to send him here." Tao Ti sighed: "Don't you know Qian? When my mother found out that the two of you got together, I was scolded so much by her."
Pi Xiu choked: "What's wrong with me? The fifth diamond king in the demon world, with a car, a house and a career, no matter how you look at it, he is the first choice for marriage. What is Wen Qian dissatisfied with me?"
Tao Ti looked at him: "I can't have a baby, I'm physically disabled."
Pixiu: "...that's not wrong."
Tao Ti curled his lips: "But Wenxi likes it, so he can only do what he wants."
The two fell into silence, and Monkey Two came over with a food box and said, "Boss, I've eaten up all the meat we left home, so why don't we stop eating meat today?"
Pixiu glanced at him and before he could speak, there was a sudden wave of strange demon power in the air, and he and Tao Ti coincidentally turned their heads to stare at the barrier that began to shake and twist in front of them.
Monkey Two also subconsciously held his breath, not daring to move, until the barrier in front of him returned to calm, and he was relieved when hundreds of angry half-meter-long wild boars with long fangs appeared out of thin air.
He thought it would be some great heavyweight, but after a long time, the heavyweight was indeed a heavyweight.
Pi Xiu and Tao Ti looked at each other.
Tao question: "Did you see that, this kind of free-range food must have firm and juicy meat."
Pi Xiu nodded, "I just don't know if the wild boar meat is sick or not."
Tao Ti has already rolled up his sleeves: "It's okay, I won't get sick if I don't work and eat. The price of pork outside is skyrocketing. If you can bring all these back, you won't have to buy meat in the store for two months."
"It makes sense." Pixiu nodded, put the phone back in his pocket and stood up. He clasped his hands in the air, and he held two giant iron bars in his hands.
The old monster pre-empted the attack, and charged directly with his feet, facing the group of wild boar spirits.
The wild boar spirits let out a loud pig cry from their throats, and suddenly raised their hands and pulled out the big fangs from their mouths and threw them at Pixiu's head.
Monkey Two followed behind with a nunchaku and was stunned for a moment, watching the flying teeth hit his monkey's head directly.
Hou Da supported him and cursed at him as a waste snack, then threw his younger brother to the fourth and fifth children, and rushed to the front line with a fire stick to start beating pigs.
The wild boar has rough skin and thick flesh, and is blessed by Bu Zhoushan's aura, and its defense level has been raised to a higher level. Moreover, seeing Pi Xiu rushing towards them, he became insane, and turned back to his original form, landing on all fours and rampaging towards them.
Three hundred Spartan wild boars charged in formation, and for a moment the pigs' trotters rolled and dust flew up, and the air was filled with the neighing of wild boars. Pi Xiu got stuck in it, grabbed a pig by its big teeth, lifted it up and threw it to the side, knocking one of them unconscious.
He knocked out another one with the help of the big pig's teeth that he pulled out, thinking that the wild boar that fucked your mother is fierce! This high leg, the impact of running, if you use this meat to stuff sausages and make dumplings, it will be delicious!
He was thinking about dumplings, when suddenly white powder from the sky covered the wild boar's eyes.
The wild boars who lost their sight went even crazier. They shook their heads and raised their legs, and white flour fell on their faces, as if they had painted beautiful makeup and were about to shake in the middle of the dance floor.
But this dance was about to come to an end, when Pi Xiu raised his stick and dropped it, the whirlwind swept the ground and knocked out all the wild boars. Just as the last one was about to be hit and fell to the ground, Tao Ti suddenly called to stop.
Pi Xiu frowned, and saw that the man took out his mobile phone and turned on the live broadcast software of Shanhai Forum, and started a special live broadcast for demons.
Tao Ti smiled at the camera: "Good morning, everyone, today we will broadcast a live broadcast and purchase mountain products on the spot. The first product is the wild wild boar behind us with firm meat. It is sold by the head and is absolutely fresh. !
Pixiu: ...?