Chapter 100
Although Qiu Fu has never shown himself in the store, the number one chicken catcher in Qingqiu back then was by no means a vain name. In fact, he doesn't particularly like chicken, but he just can't control the hunting instinct in his bones. He turns into a chicken chaser, sleepwalking like a shadow chasing light.
But his speed is fast, the speed of the chicken is even faster, the colorful wings are shaking in the air, and the bright red comb is swinging as it looks back with a contemptuous smile.
Who else can catch up with Lao Tzu?
Qiu Fu never expected that he would be despised by a chicken in this life. Even if Uri Xingjun saw him, he would follow his instinct to detour. What right does a free-range chicken raised in the mountains have to show off its power here? ?
He let out a fox cry, and his four dark legs turned into phantoms.
Pi Xiu followed behind without falling behind, but Nezha dared not use his Hot Wheels for fear of causing a mountain fire, so he could only use his legs to run wildly. He suddenly frowned and said, "The evil spirit is strong in front."
Pixiu paused, but Tao Ti, as always, rushed forward with a smile and said, "I feel it, I just happened to be hungry after exercising, and it's time for an extra meal."
Ren Jiao choked when he heard this, and began to secretly rejoice that this old man didn't like fish, so he spared the life of a fish in the East China Sea.
The few people slowed down a few steps, and Qiu Fu's shadow disappeared into the forest. The evil spirit in the forest became more and more serious, and Pi Xiu's eyes turned from black to yellow, and the scales on his face slowly emerged.
After walking a few steps forward, suddenly a shrill fox cry tore through the silence.
Nezha listened to the fuzzy and flustered fox calls, and asked Pixiu, "What does the fox say?"
"Okay... so many chickens?" Pixiu didn't understand, only the sound of "Mimi Mimi" and the sound of branches rubbing against each other.
Ren Jiao had already turned around and ran away, staring at the entrance of the mountain forest where the sound came from with a vigilant face, and said in a low voice: "The chicken that can make Qiu Fu make such a sound must be extraordinary, maybe it will be a thousand years old. Essence of chicken."
Pixiu paused: "Taitale Essence of Chicken?"
Yang Jian:……
Erlang Shen turned out the first white eye in his life that was combined with three eyes, but immediately raised the three-pointed knife in his hand to warn everyone: "Do you hear the sound? There are a lot of them."
Pi Xiu held his giant double sticks and waited for them. Nezha appeared with three heads and six arms. Even Hot Wheels was spinning and circling in the air. Only Tao Ti turned on the live broadcast with a calm face, facing the place where the voice came from.
The sound of footsteps and vibrations came from far to near, Ren Jiao couldn't help but swallowed, and saw a black fox rolling and crawling, screaming and running outside.
Barrage:……?
Barrage: ... Black foxes are too rare, right? It's only August and you start selling fur? Am I crazy or can't say I'm gone?
"Qiu Fu!" Ren Jiao shouted and suddenly became dumb.
Chickens, chickens all over the mountains, rushed here from the mountains, as if someone's chicken farm pulled the brakes, and the chickens released the flood!
Pixiu and the others were dumbfounded, and the barrage was also dumbfounded. Everyone stared straight at the giant hen that was almost one meter tall.
Tao Ti murmured: "I'm greedy for her body, I'm low."
Qiu Fu scrambled and yelled at them: "What are you still doing? Run! My tail has been pecked bald by these chickens! Run!"
"What are you running! Catch chickens!" Tao Ti's demonic power increased greatly in both hands, and demon lines on his face were all over his face, and he still smiled at the live broadcast room: "Native chicken purchasing agent, catch and kill now is limited, and each person is limited to one. "
Yang Jian floated up to the sky and opened his sky eyes, and after sweeping across the mountains and plains, he said loudly: "There are five hundred and twenty-eight chickens in total! But I didn't see that eye!"
Pixiu clicked his tongue: "It must have been hidden in the ditch. Let's deal with them first and then look for them."
It only takes three steps to put an elephant in the refrigerator, but it takes one, two, three, four, five steps to bleed and pluck a chicken into the refrigerator. Nezha looked at the giant pheasant almost one meter high and burst into tears.
He has three heads and six hands. The greater his ability, the greater his responsibility. The task of plucking chicken feathers is three times that of others, and he is worthy of his reputation as the third prince.
Ren Jiao looked at the pheasants all over the mountains and plains in front of him, and remembered the fear of chicken droppings five centimeters high in the backyard. His breath stopped and the hand holding the mallet trembled.
Pi Xiu also had a headache looking at this group of giant pheasants. The things raised by that idiot Yazi are indeed unusual. They are all fat and nutritious. If they are so capable, they will not be a big breeder and get rich. You have to be careful and do bad things. , deserved to be fucked.
Qiu Fu was about to rush forward, crying and howling for Brother Pi to save me, but Pi Xiu remained unmoved and stalked his horse, his face sinking into his dantian, his face was immediately covered with scales, turning into an animal face.
Hearing Lu Jianbuyi roar, before Pi Xiu could make a move, the chickens were frightened and stopped, standing still and staring at Pi Xiu's pupils trembling, several hens were so loud that they laid eggs, and the rooster directly Incontinence squirted a line of poop.
All the chickens stared at Pi Xiu, seeing him take two steps forward, and immediately backed away, even if they stepped on their companion's shit, it didn't matter.
When Pixiu saw this, he immediately ran towards the chicken, making a strange gurgling sound, which made the chicken turn its head back to the cage and run away clucking and clucking.
Chicken: Mom! There are monsters! !
However, there were too many chickens, and the ravine road was also rough. If one was lucky, he stumbled on a tree, and if he was unlucky, he crashed into a rock and broke his neck.
Tao Ti looked at the bullet screen and then at the chickens that fainted on the road, paused and said, "Even if you kill yourself, there is no discount, and the price is the same. If you want to buy it, you can buy it and don't force it." rely."
Pi Xiu followed
The chicken was chasing after him, and Qiu Fuhu pretended to be a tiger, followed behind his elder brother and grinned at the chicken running in front, swearing that he must avenge his hair!
The big rooster who went home to rescue the soldiers hadn't been proud of himself for a long time in the cave chicken coop, when he saw his family back fluttering and clucking in panic.
Before he could react to the reversal of his life, he saw the ferocious Pixiu approaching it step by step with the steps of a devil.
The big wild rooster in Buzhou Mountain, whose birth year is unknown, died on this day this month, unmarried.
Only then did Pi Xiu reach out to lift the chicken out of the heap, and when he found the big rooster, he let out a rooster and fainted from fright. He couldn't help but shake the rooster's comb and said, "I wonder who really raises what kind of rooster." Toy, that's it?"
Yang Jian stood at the entrance of the cave and didn't go in. He watched the surrounding situation with his heavenly eyes, staring at the bright mushrooms on the ground, and reminded him aloud, "You made too much noise just now, Yazi must have known you were here."
"It's nothing, just let him know that I'm coming." Pi Xiu sneered and threw the big cock to Yang Jian: "Zhenjun Erlang, let's see how to open the eyes and get in."
Yang Jian nodded: "Let's go back first, I'm a little worried about leaving only Xiaotian and the monkeys there."
Pi Xiu responded, but turned around, only to find that Tao Ti was gone. After calling twice, he came out of the cave covered in chicken feathers, and said to the live broadcast with his mobile phone in his hand, "As you saw, I brought a hundred of them, and left fifty for myself to eat, and the others Fifty pieces, if you grab the link at the meeting, it will be fate."
Pi Xiu: ...
To be honest, Tao Ti's professionalism really surprised him. The spirit of doing a job and loving a business is worth learning for everyone in the restaurant, especially Su An, who is always thinking about doing side jobs.
A group of people carried the big rooster back to the previous place. When Pi Zhaocai saw the rooster, he jumped up and patted it with his paws. Wenxi pressed the back of the big fat son's neck and asked Pi Xiu, "I just heard a big rooster. A roar, did you make it?"
Pixiu coughed: "Well, a few chickens were clucking with me just now, and I was competing with them."
Wenxi paused and nodded: "That's good, I thought you guys were in some trouble, if you haven't come back just now, I'm going to find you."
"It's useless for you to find it. Your sister said that you dare not kill chickens. At most, you can help pluck out the chicken feathers." Tao Ti shook the Qiankun bag, and a hundred giant pheasants appeared in front of him, which shocked the second-hand monkey Big meat buns on top.
Tao Ti: "I'm on the link now, please help arrange the delivery."
Nezha: "...do you want to kill chickens and pluck their feathers?"
Before Tao Ti could speak, the barrage had already been learned without a teacher, and he took the initiative to swipe gifts and fly rockets. The words "killing chicken fee" written on it were particularly eye-catching. The third prince felt that he was blind in both eyes, and he might as well be blind.
Everyone fell into silence, only Pi Zhaocai was the happiest. While no one was paying attention to him, he raised his paw and slapped the rooster who had just woken up. Seeing that the rooster fainted again, it kept meowing.
Lucky: I, Niubi!
Killing chickens and plucking feathers to arrange the delivery, Tudigong and Wenxi looked at each other, and both of them saw the exhaustion on the other's face.
Land Lord: "Promise me, don't have any more today."
Wenxi: "I try my best not to have any more."
When everything was over, Yang Jian grabbed the big rooster and inspected it carefully with his eyes, then grabbed the most conspicuous chicken feather from its tail and threw it towards the barrier.
The chicken feathers were inserted into the barrier like darts. With a flash of light and shadow, a big hole slowly appeared. When the car and people passed through smoothly, Yang Jian manipulated the big hole to slowly close.
The plucked rooster was put on the ground by him, and he was about to say that God has the virtue of being good at life, when he heard Qiu Fu suck his saliva and say that it was time to prepare the stewed chicken at three o'clock in the afternoon.
A group of people started to build a fire, boil water, kill chickens and pluck feathers. Wenxi wiped the sweat from his brow, and began to laugh at himself who felt nervous before departure.
When no one was paying attention, Yang Jian walked up to Pi Xiu who was chopping chicken and whispered, "Those mushrooms have dragon aura, they should be the eyes and ears left behind by Yazi."
Pixiu stopped holding the knife, turned his head to look at the very bright mushrooms on the ground, raised his chin and asked, "This is it?"
Yang Jian nodded: "It was also at the entrance of the Jiwo Mountain before."
Pi Xiu put down the knife, and walked towards the mushrooms that grew wildly and didn't know they were about to die. The old monster took it down, cleaned the stunned mushrooms in a bucket, and cut them into several pieces on the cutting board.
Pixiu: "Exactly, chicken stewed with mushrooms."
Yang Jian: "... brightly colored mushrooms are poisonous."
Pixiu: "Which one of you here will die if you eat poisonous mushrooms? It's nothing more than diarrhea. It's a small problem with watering."
He cut a few and thought it was not enough, got up again and walked to the mushroom on the side of the road, stared at the shivering mushroom and said, "Jiazi, I know you can hear me. The Mercury retrograde is in a bad mood just after Ghost Festival. I came here specifically to trouble you."
The old monster held the mushroom and smiled: "Be obedient and stay in your own den, maybe you can live a few more days."
A hundred miles away in the Buzhou Mountains, Yazi looked at Pi Xiu's enlarged face in front of him, roared angrily, and smashed the water mirror in front of him into pieces.