Chapter 101
The cave at the foot of Buzhou Mountain was pitch black, isolated from the outside world after the power and internet were cut off, and only the incompetent and furious roar of Yazi could be heard.
The little monsters hid far away from the entrance of the cave, feeling the strong dragon aura in the air, their teeth trembling when they spoke.
One of them bravely said to the entrance of the cave: "My lord, the wild boars have been wiped out, and the barrier has been opened. What should we do now?"
Yazi raised his hand and smashed the jade lamp on the side to the wall. He could no longer maintain his full human form, supported his face, touched the scales on it and said, "Send out all those who can still breathe!"
He walked out of the hole leaning against the wall, covered his face and shouted angrily, "Why are you all looking at me? Hurry up!"
The little monsters scattered in all directions, leaving only Yazi panting heavily on the spot.
For a long time, he supported the wall and moved little by little, the air belonging to his father became stronger and stronger, and Yazi's face gradually returned to his human appearance. He approached the only ray of light in the darkness, untied the seal he had left behind, and saw the real keel in front of him knelt down on the ground in the shape of a dragon.
The monsters in the cave who were repairing the real keel were taken aback by Jai Zi, dropped the welding torches in their hands and knelt on the ground together, and called out to Ya Zi.
Yazi stood up on his feet, staggered a few steps to the real dragon skeleton, put his hand on the colorful bone, and asked with lowered eyes, "How far has it been repaired?"
The first monster lowered his head and said cautiously: "We have already used all the materials you brought, and connected all the real keels that can be connected, but the quantity is too small, so we also..."
"Okay, just connect it." Yazi looked up at the huge dragon skull, and said calmly, "I'll find the other bones later."
Yazi sat on the ground leaning on the real keel, signaling the monsters to continue repairing, he raised his hand and typed out a decree, so that the monsters at the bottom of the mountain could hear his voice clearly.
"Hold Pixiu and Taotie, don't allow them to come near here."
The monsters led their orders down, and at the same time locked their eyes on the wicked family who used the pretext of team building to go up the mountain to search for mountain products and engage in live broadcast purchasing.
The fate of wild boars and pheasants is obvious to all. You did not speak when the wild boar was bled, you did not protest when the pheasant was plucked, and no one will speak for you when the knife is pointed at you.
For the first time, the mountain spirits and wild monsters of Buzhou Mountain unite to resist the fate of becoming mountain goods.
Pixiu didn't know what kind of changes his arrival had brought about, and he was leaning on Wenxi's lap and feeling dizzy, and couldn't help reminiscing about the taste of chicken stewed with mushrooms.
If this kind of chicken is made into spicy saliva chicken, it must be delicious. The old monster thought that he could eat ten catties of rice with just a bowl of saliva chicken, so he couldn't help but called Tao Ti and said, "I'll go back when I go back later." Take a trip to that chicken coop and bring a hundred of them home to raise them, and when the time comes, the chickens will lay eggs and hatch the chickens, and there will be endless descendants.”
Tao Ti nodded: "It's very reasonable, very wonderful!"
Qiu Fu bit the unfinished chicken leg, and said vaguely: "This chicken is really juicy. It would be great if it was made into Korean-style fried chicken or salt-baked chicken. I can finish one by myself."
Xiao Tiangou thought for a while, and secretly said to Yang Jian: "Let's take one too, and it will be your labor fee for killing chickens."
Yang Jian:……
Nezha put his phone back in his pocket, pretending he didn't see the text message from Mrs. Yin bringing two native chickens home. You must know that it is outrageous to go on a blind date to have a meal and give chicken to the fairy. He will never do such an unsentimental thing!
Ren Jiao drove on the winding mountain road, looking at the road ahead with trepidation, for fear that a sudden army would suddenly appear and give him the feeling of flying. Tao Ti got up and walked to his side, and patted the younger brother on the shoulder: "Don't be nervous, just drive with confidence."
"I'm not nervous, but there are wild boars and pheasants in front of me. I can't think of anything else that will pop out next." Ren Jiao thought for a while and said: "According to the contents of the vegetable market, in addition to pork, chicken, and ducks and geese. pigeons, and even snakes."
Tao question: "Isn't that great? One-stop shopping, buy everything directly, it is more convenient if they can be more obedient and follow their long legs to support door-to-door delivery."
Ren Jiao: ...
"Hey, go to the left at the fork ahead." Feeling the familiar evil spirit, Tao Ti suddenly frowned and looked at the sky ahead and said, "Something is coming."
Ren Jiao acted decisively and stepped on the brakes. Originally, Pi Xiu was going to kiss Wenxi's mouth and turned around, but it was hard on the back of the chair, which made the old monster's teeth hurt.
"What's wrong?" Pixiu asked with his head propped on the back of the chair.
Tao Ti looked at the normal sky in front of him, and said calmly, "Get ready, Yazi is delivering food again."
"What is it?" Hou Er held Pi Zhaocai and stretched out his head curiously, but he still didn't see anything. The Xiaotian dog on the side sniffed, then frowned and said, "It tastes so sweet."
Before Yang Jiantian opened his eyes, he saw the color of the distant sky suddenly darken, and the buzzing sound was already coming along with the wind. Subconsciously, Wenxi held Pi Xiu's hand tightly to prevent him from rushing out, and said in a trembling voice, "Is it a wasp? Is it a wasp? Don't go out, you will die if you get stung."
"No, no, no, no matter how big the wasp is, but my fingernail is so... stupid!"
Pixiu looked at the bee with the length of his own arm and couldn't help scolding his mother: "What the hell is this? The wasp is not a bee born by a horse. It grows so big because it eats farm manure?"
Tao Ti squeezed his chin and observed carefully: "I told you before that Bu Zhoushan was born with a strong aura, and the monsters here will have some problems. And this is not a horse.
Bees are bees. "
Ren Jiao swallowed and asked, "What should I do now? I'll dive right into the water later, can you guys? Hold your breath for a long time and they should run away."
"It's a bee, isn't there honey to eat?" Monkey Two suddenly raised his hand and asked, and the answer was only silence.
Monkey came up with a slap: "You still want to eat at this time? Are you afraid that you will be reincarnated as a starving ghost?"
"No, Monkey Two is right. With such a big bee, how big should the hive be? There should be honey in it..." Tao Ti gestured with his hands, but found that his hands were a bit short.
Wenxi looked at his brother-in-law who had a fantastic idea, and couldn't help but persuade him to calm down: "Brother-in-law, we can go back and buy honey."
"You don't know, this kind of wild honey is much tastier than ordinary ones." Tao Tiding looked at the swarm of bees swooping in front of him, and sneered: "Today's dinner is honey barbecue, who is for and who is against?"
As soon as the voice fell, no one responded, only Pi Zhaocai gave a meow in embarrassment, and squatted beside Tao Ti with his tail flicked, watching the bee's claws itch and wanting to pounce.
The bees had already rushed to the front, Tao Ti took out a bottle of gunner insecticide from his sleeve, and got out of the car to face tens of thousands of bees by himself.
Wenxi stood in the car and held her breath, watching her brother-in-law raise the insecticide and aim at the bees. He pressed and didn't seem to press, because the swarm of bees suddenly stopped in the air and none of them fell.
Pi Xiu squinted at them, and suddenly reacted and shouted: "Tao Ti! Come back!"
In order to block Tao Ti's chemical weapons of mass destruction, the group of bees chose the long-distance attack mode. All the bees moved in unison, lifting their buttocks, aiming, and launching.
The bee stinger went straight to Tao Ti, but he later realized that something was wrong, he immediately sank into his dantian and wrapped his body with demonic energy, a golden bell-like dharma seal appeared behind him, and the sound of Buddha bounced all the bee stingers back.
Monkey Two clapped his hands and gave a wonderful cry, and said with emotion: "The world's martial arts come from Shaolin!"
Yang Jian glanced at him, and said calmly: "But Shaolin Kungfu comes from Wudang."
On Taoist occasions, please do not diverge, and cooperate with each other.
Relying on the golden bell-covered iron cloth shirt on his body, Tao Ti drew a circle with his right foot for the pillar and his left foot, opened the sky with his right fist and turned into a dragon, Tao Ti pressed the insecticide again while the dragon chanted, and the good wind relied on its strength Send it to Qingyun.
But in the blink of an eye, one bee fell down, but thousands of bees stood up!
The swarm of bees got angry, tangled up and took a suicide attack and charged towards Tao Ti, those with bare feet are not afraid to wear shoes! Their comrades should not die in vain!
"Grass!" Tao Ti cursed, threw the insecticide in his hand, turned around and was about to run towards the minibus, but when he turned around, he found that Ren Jiao's daring ugly fish had already put The car turned around and prepared to run.
Pixiu stood by the window and yelled, "Return to the original! The original! They won't sting you anymore!"
Seeing this, Nezha clicked his tongue, opened the window of the car and landed on a kite, stopped Tao Ti behind him and raised his eyebrows: "Let me do it."
"You don't want to avoid a blind date because your face is swollen by a bee sting, do you?" Tao Ti grabbed his hand with a look of shock on his face: "Young man, getting to know more beautiful girls when you are young, falling in love is the most beautiful thing in the world." Things, don't resist, don't..."
Nezha shook off his hand: "What a mess. Let me ask you, have you ever eaten roasted bees?"
Tao Ti was stunned: "Isn't it roasted silkworm chrysalis?"
"There are only bees here, you can make do with it!" Nezha said, he pushed Tao Ti away, took a deep breath and blew out a large ball of true fire, covering the bees in the sky like a phoenix starting a prairie fire. Even the resentment of slaughtering pigs and chickens today came out together.
Pi Xiu was stunned, and immediately stood in front of the window with Pi Zhaocai in his arms, pinched his cat's paw and said, "Look, your Uncle Nezha is live in a real-life fire show, and you missed this show and you're gone."
With one sip of fire, the bees rushing to the front are all roasted, leaving only a pinch behind to stay in the hot summer wind. It's not, and it doesn't want to be vulnerable.
Stunned for two seconds, the bee swarm immediately turned their insect heads and ran for their lives.
Ren Jiao put the steering wheel in one gear and turned the front of the car, opened the car door and pressed the horn at Nezha and Tao Ti to urge: "Hurry up and get in the car! The freshest honey is the best!"