Chapter 134: mom said
Su Yunshao only said six words, and he was so frightened that Yubai's face was pale, and he hugged his thin self in fear.
He didn't think Su Yunshao was coveting his beauty, but wasn't the problem more serious?
"Yun Shao, do you want me to die young, no, do you want me to die young to be a ghost for you? Although the world is a bit fucked, it's generally good, I don't want to become another person so early. kind of existence."
"Okay, don't play tricks." Su Yunshao interrupted his friend's "self-entertainment", "You suddenly turned black, it's safer to be with me."
"The problem is: After the King of Hell finds out, I am even more insecure!" Yu Baiyi complained, "The worst is death. After the King of Hell knows that my soul will go to the eighteenth **** for a one-way tour."
Su Yunshao: "…"
"I think you have a prejudice against Hades. He's not the kind of person who doesn't differentiate between public and private."
Yu Baiyi took it smoothly: "He is not a human being without distinction between public and private!"
Su Yunshao recalled the number of appearances of the King of Hell in front of his friends so far, and he did not think that the King of Hell had shown a cruel side, so... Is it the murderous filter bonus that the King of Hell itself brought to Loujing?
Thinking that King Yan would occasionally skip work to find her and leave all official business to Bai Wuchang to handle, Su Yunshao lost the confidence to help.
Forget it, there is no distinction between public and private, and it doesn't matter.
"So you're planning not to stay tonight? Is it okay to take a one-way trip to Santuchuan when you wake up?"
Yu Baiyi: "..." Why did he, a minor child, have to endure so much so early? Life is too hard!
After thinking for a long time, I reluctantly decided: "I will stay."
After all, the King of Hell was going to attack him, and Su Yunshao was there to block him. If the unknown enemy wanted to attack him, Su Yunshao might not have time to rush over to save him.
"Su Yunshao, I'm hungry." Yun Ting fell down, and a short and thin golden python lay there softly and stopped moving.
Su Yunshao looked at Yun Xiao, who was quietly resting on her wrist, "Is Yun Xiao hungry?"
Yun Xiao nodded: "Hungry."
He was so hungry that his answer was soft and soft, and he had no strength.
Su Yunshao: "What do you usually eat?"
Yunxiao: "Eat all."
Yun Ting: "I like to eat meat, and occasionally eat vegetarian food. My mother even cooked cooked food for us, so I don't choose anything. If you don't run, we can also go out to catch mice and insects to eat."
"You two are both demons, so can't you eat some normal food?" Yu Baiyi's brows were wrinkled, especially Yun Xiao's voice sounded like a child, asking the child to catch mice and insects to eat, he It is unacceptable.
"Yun Shao, I'll call room service."
Su Yunshao: "Okay."
Yu Baiyi originally wanted to call the front desk to order directly, but after thinking about it, she decided to ask the staff in the crew first, and then decide what to order.
The result was unfortunate, the staff said that the food in the hotel was not good, they all solved it outside, and also enthusiastically recommended a few places that most people found delicious.
It was not convenient to take Yun Xiao and Yun Ting out to eat, so Yu Baiyi wrote down the restaurants with good reviews, and then used the takeaway software to order food.
"Yunxiao Yunting, how's your food intake? Should I order more?"
Yunxiao: "A lot, you can eat."
Yun Ting: "We can eat for several days at a time, you can buy it, I have money."
Yu Baiyi didn't take the phrase "I have money" seriously, and lived in such a remote cave, what kind of money could he have?
"Then I'll buy everything they think is good. I eat with Yun Shao. If it's not enough, I can buy more."
Yu Baiyi clicked on the shopping cart, and paid after adding it. It took several minutes before and after adding up.
When he finished ordering and put down his mobile phone, he saw a golden python the size of an arm got into the big bag Su Yunshao brought, and then took out a sapphire the size of a one-yuan coin from it.
Yun Ting swam up on the sofa and put the sapphire on Yu Baiyi's phone: "Pay."
Yu Baiyi: "…"
He turned his head to look at Su Yunshao blankly, and asked sincerely, "Isn't it what I thought?"
Su Yunshao nodded with a smile: "Sorry, it's just what you think it is. That baggage is all the property of Yun Xiao and Yun Ting. It's full of jade and gems. It's really rich."
After a pause, she said again: "I said it, it's not mine." You don't believe it yourself.
Yu Baiyi: "…"
"Yunxiao Yunting, can I take a look? Don't worry, I don't want your property, I just want to see the property of the goblin."
Taoyao Yuanyuan glutinous rice came to Su's house with no money, and it was rare to meet someone with his own property.
Yun Xiao raised his tail happily: "Yes."
Yun Ting proudly flicked his tail: "Just look at it, I was afraid that Su Yunshao would run too fast to catch up, so I just picked up some from the nest. These are food expenses, you can choose a little if you like."
Yu Baiyi never felt that he was a pauper, but after unpacking and taking a look, he silently returned to the sofa, flipped through his mobile phone and added up the balances on all accounts, shedding tears of sadness.
"Yun Shao, why don't I have a rich monster yet?"
This is a good question, but Su Yunshao doesn't know where Yunxiao Yunting lives in such a cave, and where did he get the gems and jade.
Yunxiao didn't understand why Yubaiyi didn't take the money. He only remembered what his mother said, that there is no owner in the mountains and forests to eat, and you have to pay for the owner.
"Food." The slender silver python pushed Yubaiyi's hand with its tail, and pointed at the sapphire, "Pay."
This soft voice sounds so cute.
For the first time, Yu Baiyi discovered that the icy python is also cute, and asked with a smile, "Yunxiao is so cute, must be a boy, right?"
Su Yunshao: "...?"
Shouldn't there be more girls who are cute?
The praised Yun Xiao shyly folded up and buried his head, the tip of his tail swaying at a loss, seeing that Yu Baiyi almost wanted to reach out and slap him.
Realizing that this idea is more dangerous, Yu Baiyi hurriedly coughed twice, "Well, this meal should be regarded as a welcome banquet for the first meeting. I'll treat you to eat without paying."
"No." Yun Xiao refused softly, "Mom said it."
"Mom said that money is hard to earn in human society, and we can't take advantage of human beings." Yun Ting opened the snake's mouth, picked up the sapphire, straightened the snake's body and got into the pocket of the jade white trousers, and put it away. The sapphire is drilled again.
Yubaiyi who was forced to accept the sapphire: "..."
"Yun Ting, do you know how much this gem is worth?"
"I don't know." Yun Ting flicked his tail carelessly, "These are my and Yun Xiao's toys. The longer ones are used to grind teeth, the bigger ones are used to kick balls, and the sharper ones are used to shed skin."
Yu Baiyi didn't want to talk anymore.
The difference between the toys in Yunxiao Yunting's cognition and his cognition is too big, and it's too shocking.
"Don't like it?" Suddenly, Yu Baiyi's finger on the sofa was pricked. It was Yun Xiao who saw that he was depressed and pricked it with his tail.
"No, I don't like it." Yu Baiyi was comforted, and he flicked Yunxiao's tail with his fingers, and was shocked by the smooth feel.
"you…"
"Don't touch my brother!" A golden tail flew from the sky, and with a snap, he pushed away Yu Baiyi's hand. It was Yun Ting who stood up and blocked Yun Xiao from behind.
This posture looks like Yu Baiyi molested Yun Xiao, and Yun Ting stood up to protect the weak and poor brother.
The question is... "Brother?" Yu Baiyi had the same question as Su Yunshao.
Su Yunshao said: "Yun Xiao is the elder brother, and Yun Ting is the younger brother."
"This..." Yu Baiyi was dumbfounded, "Is it too young and old?"
"Idiot!" Having successfully deceived Su Yunshao and Yu Baiyi, Yun Ting proudly flicked his tail, turning into a childish voice as soft as Yun Xiao, "I don't know if there are voice changes in this world?"
Yu Baiyi: "...I am ignorant."
It was also the first time that Su Yunshao met a goblin who would actively change his voice.
"Yunxiao Yunting, how old are you?"
Yun Xiao: "Nineteen years old."
Yun Ting: "I'm sixteen. In fact, my brother and I were born together, but I have more human blood, and it's more difficult to break the shell, so it's three years late."
Fairies live longer than humans, and Yu Baiyi can understand that they are both teenagers and adults at the age of humans, and they are still two children as fairies.
Su Yunshao had seen Yun Xiao and Yun Ting in the form of giant pythons, and felt that the size was almost ten years old.
"Is your form normal size when I see you? Has it gotten bigger?"
Yun Xiao: "Yes, no."
Yun Ting: "Being smaller is the ability you acquired after you gave us a name. If we could be smaller in the past, my mother wouldn't have taken us so hard."
Speaking of the back, both Yun Ting and Yun Xiao lowered their heads, and the brothers touched their heads and comforted each other.
Su Yunshao was a Celestial Master, and he felt that it was very conspicuous and inconvenient to run outside with two such big pythons. Their mother was just an ordinary human being, so it was no wonder that he could only hide in such a place with his two sons.
If I could have acquired this ability earlier... Rather, perhaps it is because Yun Xiao and Yun Ting have always wanted to be able to become smaller and be carried around by their mother, that they acquired such an ability after she was given a name.
Su Yunshao once heard that in addition to the innate racial talent, the abilities of goblins also have their own acquired desires and evolved.
"Baby, can the baby talk?" Another unfamiliar child's voice suddenly sounded in the room.
Yu Baiyi was startled, and subconsciously grabbed Su Yunshao's hand, "Is there a ghost?"
Su Yunshao took off the talisman and stretched out his left hand in front of Yu Baiyi, "Here, it's talking."
The ginseng doll hugged Su Yunshao's arm and turned over, with the belly facing up, the slender ginseng whiskers made a wiping motion, and sighed hard: "You can suffocate the baby."
Yu Baiyi: "…"
"Can ginseng be refined? Why do I think this world is a bit strange?"
Yu Baiyi's murmur was exactly the question that Su Yunshao had always kept in her mind. It wasn't that ginseng couldn't become an elves, but that the probability of her encountering elves was too high - less than six in half a year, and an average of one month. a leprechaun.
It is said that it is caused by the recovery of spiritual energy in the world? Spiritual energy is still so thin.
At most, the cave where Yunxiao Yunting and the others are located is full of vitality, no, it is too full.
Su Yunshao: "Yun Xiao, Yun Ting, why did your mother take you to live in that cave?"
Yun Xiao thought for a while: "Comfortable."
Yun Ting explained in more detail: "Mom said that this place can make us grow faster, we can transform into a human shape earlier, and then we can go to the police station. At that time, there will be kind people to adopt us, and we can be normal. into social life.”
The mother of the brothers still thought about it quite comprehensively. She should have arranged it early when she knew that her body would not last long, or when she felt that she would not be able to support the transformation of her two sons.
Su Yunshao saw a little bit of his mother's education method from Yunxiao's memory. His mother taught Yunxiao that his power was unacceptable to ordinary people and needed to be controlled. When Yunxiao was angry and angry, he used facts to tell him the truth, and he did things in Yunxiao. Compliment him and touch him later.
She didn't know how ordinary fairies taught their cubs. Yunxiao's mother taught her sons as ordinary human beings with stronger strength. She hoped that they would become humanoids and enter the society in the future, and did not want them to live in the mountains and forests all their lives.
Since they met by fate, Su Yunshao planned to do it according to their mother's wishes. It happened that the special department was opening the elves' certificate channels, and the ID cards and household registrations could be obtained in an open and fair manner.
"Yun Xiao, Yun Ting, do you want to go home with me?"
Yun Xiao nodded heavily: "Go back!"
Yun Ting pointed at the big burden: "So many food expenses have been paid, you can't leave us halfway!"
When the ginseng baby heard that word, she sat up in shock from her dying illness: "The baby didn't talk nonsense, why did you leave the baby?"
"I didn't want to leave you." He asked Su Yunshao to call the baby ginseng baby, but he couldn't say it, "Who gave you the name?"
Ginseng doll: "The baby took it by himself."
Yunxiao: "No."
Yun Ting: "It's just a code name. It's just like my mother calling my brother stupid son. It's not a real name. How can the grain reserves have the ability to name myself?"
The ginseng doll is too weak, even if it admits that the baby is its own name, it is not recognized by the rules of naming, and eventually becomes a code name.
The ginseng doll pouted her little mouth so high, she still couldn't refute it.
The vitality of Su Yunshao's whole body was used to draw the soul-keeping talisman, and the rest was not enough to give a name, so I ignored it for the time being.
"I have to go back to the cave again tomorrow. I will probably be leaving the day after tomorrow. I have been busy recently, and it is unlikely that I will come back specially. If you have anything you want to take away, remember to say it early."
"Okay." San Xiao nodded.
Before long, the takeaway arrived.
A delivery boy took more than a dozen takeaways and directly brought up two takeaway boxes.
Su Yunshao asked the three little ones to hide, and he and Yu Baiyi went to the door to get takeout again and again.
When they came back, they found that Yun Xiao and Yun Ting were sitting upright and drooling while looking at the takeaway box. Their mother taught them both very well.
Su Yunshao opened the takeout box, told them what to eat and what not to eat, and then quickly opened the meal while the food was still warm.
Yun Xiao and Yun Ting were not used to eating with the size of their bodies, so they climbed to the ground, returned to their original size, and buried their heads in the takeaway box.
The two of them had no hands, and it was really inconvenient to eat, so Su Yunshao asked them to lower their heights, stood up by themselves, and put the food into their mouths.
Yu Baiyi put back his chin, which was shocked when he saw Yunxiao Yunting's real appearance. Seeing that Su Yunshao was too busy by himself, he picked up another takeout and did it in a similar manner.
Yun Xiao and Yun Ting were too big and had big appetites. Yu Baiyi ordered a serving for ten people, but they could only feed the brothers half full.
Even this half-full, Yu Baiyi suspected that Yunxiao Yunting reluctantly admitted to seeing them both tired from feeding.
Compared with the big stomach kings Yunxiao and Yunting, the little ginseng dolls are much easier to take care of.
Give a can of Coke, the ginseng doll put the ginseng whiskers in it, you can drink it without a straw, and you can burp.
Yu Baiyi sighed: "I think I know why the two of them save so many gems and jade. It's just such an appetite, I really can't afford it with less money."
Yun Xiao was a little uneasy: "I eat a lot, do you?"
Yun Ting was also a little uneasy, more annoyed, knowing that things in human society were so expensive, he shouldn't be too anxious to take some casually, he should have brought a little more food.
"We ate a lot more on the mountain, Su Yunshao, if you can't support us, we can catch mice and eat them ourselves."
"Don't, don't, don't!" Yu Baiyi was terrified. They caught mice, earthworms and insects for three meals a day. "You two have enough gems and jade to eat for decades. Don't go catching mice!"
The villa community where the Su family lives is driven by snakes, worms, rats and ants every few days. How can there be so many rats for their brothers to eat?
Even if you do find a mouse, it's likely someone's pet hamster slipped out, or a mouse that ran out of the sewers.
Hamsters are family-raised. They are weak and have no viruses. The mice that run out of the sewers do not know what viruses they have on their bodies. If they eat them, they will cause accidents.
Su Yunshao touched the heads of the brothers and promised, "It's okay, no matter how much you eat, I can afford it, so don't worry."
He turned to Yu Baiyi and said, "Let's order some more takeout."
"Okay." Yu Baiyi continued to place the order, "Come here, Yunxiao Yunting, come and see what you want to eat, whichever one you want to eat in the barbecue hot pot Malatang fried skewers, you can order all of them once."
Yunxiao: "Hotpot, Mom, I did it."
Yun Ting: "What choice? Of course I want all of them!"
You are quite fashionable.
Yu Baiyi slandered, and his subordinates ordered all of them without slowness, and then ordered more when he found something delicious.
Su Yunshao and Yu Baiyi were busy ordering takeaways in the hotel room, feeding the Yunxiao Yunting brothers, and occasionally feeding themselves. Di Dao, who went to buy cigarettes in the middle of the night, met two people on the road, one was short and fat, the other was thin. Tall.
The chubby man rushed up happily: "Director Di, I can count you!"
Director Di didn't know him, "Who are you?"
The chubby man took out a box of unopened cigarettes from his bag, opened it on the spot, and diligently helped Director Di light it.
"I'm an unknown reporter for a small website, and Director Di definitely doesn't know me, but I know Director Di. I know you're making a python-themed movie here. By coincidence, I ran into the python, so I hurried over to watch it. Can you let me get a bonus?"
Even if it was an unopened cigarette, Director Di did not dare to take it from a stranger, so he reached out to stop it.
"No, I don't smoke such a good cigarette. If you want to ask this, it's too late. The master has already driven the python away."
Chunky: "What master?"
"It was the boss of our company who invited me to see Feng Shui, so please come and have a look when something happens here. Don't say it, they are really amazing." Director Di gave a thumbs up mysteriously and said, "I can't say it. " looks like.
"Okay, I'm still in a hurry to buy cigarettes, let's go."
As soon as Director Di left, the short and fat man immediately put away his amiable smile and asked the tall and thin man, "How is it?"
Tall and thin: "I didn't lie, and he didn't have any demonic energy on him. It shouldn't be him."
Chunky: "Isn't there another young guy? Go upstairs."
The two of them went up the mountain and were busy for a long time. They didn't see any shadow of the giant python, so it was found that the three of them were on Su Yunshao who had descended the mountain before them.
The two sneaked into the hotel, bought the room numbers of Yubaiyi and Su Yunshao from the hotel staff, and sent a ghost envoy to look into Yubaiyi's room to see that there was no one in it, so they had to go to Su Yunshao first.
The chubby man raised a smile and rang the doorbell.
Yu Baiyi thought it was a takeaway, and was about to go to open the door, but was stopped by Su Yunshao, "Young Master Yu, wait, Yunxiao Yunting has changed back, and the ginseng baby is coming."
The three little ones only know that something is wrong and are very cooperative.
Yunxiao Yunting turned back into a python bracelet, and the ginseng doll shrunk honestly, and was put into the bag by Su Yunshao, and then a seal was affixed. In an instant, all the breaths converged, not even a single breath could be heard.
After doing all this, Yu Baiyi went to open the door again.
Seeing two strangers standing outside the door, he closed most of the door vigilantly, covering half of his face, "You are not the delivery guys, what are you doing?"
The short, stout man and the tall, thin man were afraid of dispatching a ghost messenger to disturb Su Yunshao, so they chose to ring the doorbell and use the way of ordinary people. Unexpectedly, it was past eleven o'clock in the evening, and Yu Baiyi was not in his room, but in Su Yunshao's house. Room.
The short and tall man looked at each other, and felt that the relationship between the two was not normal. I was afraid that they would not be able to attack Yu Baiyi as planned.
Chunky smiled and said, "I'm a reporter..."
In an instant, Yu Baiyi's face turned cold, and he closed the door with a snap.
"No interviews!"
Chunky: ? ? ?
Slender: ? ? ?
The two who had closed the door went back downstairs and spent money to ask again. Only then did they know that Yu Baiyi was a well-known traffic niche.
No wonder he changed his face when he heard the two of them revealing their identities as reporters, because he was still in the opposite **** room late at night, afraid that they would shoot some gossip and peachy news, right?
The two men's plans were frustrated and did not give up. They sent a ghost messenger to wait in Yu Baiyi's room. As a result, Yubaiyi didn't come back until two in the morning, so they had to send ghost messengers to Su Yunshao's room quietly to check.
The ghost envoy is a tall, thin man. The short, fat and thin people are worried that they will be sent out to try him out, but isn't he afraid of himself?
He leaned over the wall of the next room, which happened to be the bathroom with no one, and then stuck his head out. Outside was the living room, and he was sleeping on the sofa covered with a blanket in jade white clothes.
The very suspicious big bag that the hotel staff said was placed casually by the corner of the sofa, alongside a bunch of takeaway boxes.
The ghost didn't dare to let out the air, and his eyes were rolling, and he found Su Yunshao lying on the bed, listening to the sound of breathing and falling asleep.
He still didn't dare to relax, so he walked to the sofa lightly and put his head into the bag to take a look.
"Hi-" The ghost envoy quickly covered his mouth.
He looked up and saw that neither Yu Baiyi nor Su Yunshao responded, and were not awakened by his voice. He breathed a sigh of relief and walked around Yu Baiyi twice, sat down and counted the gems, and when the time was up, he went back to meet.
As soon as he returned, the short and fat man asked, "How is it?"
The ghost envoy replied, "Both of them fell asleep and didn't notice me. I looked carefully and didn't notice anything unusual."
The chubby man asked, "Where's that baggage?"
Ghost Envoy: "There is no living thing in the bag, it is full of all kinds of gems and jade. I have never seen so many treasures in my life, and I don't know where they got them from."
It's actually all valuables... The eyes of the short, fat and lanky ones are filled with greed, and they tell the ghosts: "Go, steal the baggage!"
Thinking of the closed-door soup we ate tonight, the short and fat man smiled sinisterly: "Take off the clothes of the two of you, and take some peach-colored photos back, the more fragrant the better!"