Chapter 135: Jade White Clothes Dangerous
Dong Xiangyang's life as a human being and half his life as a ghost combined have never been so speechless.
He knows that being a ghost envoy must be ordered to do some things. He recognizes the good and the bad. If the good is good, you can be more active. Is it too much for the news to slander him?
"That male star is still a minor." Dong Xiangyang reminded weakly.
The chubby man's smile is wretched and sinister: "Isn't it easier to be scolded if you are underage?"
In recent years, there have been frequent incidents of arrogant children, parents, and brutal murders of minors, which have aroused disgust and public anger among netizens. It is no longer an era when it is easy to be forgiven because of minors.
Yu Baiyi is not only an underage teenager, but also a traffic artist with considerable exposure, who has many fans and should play a role in leading by example. When he has a scandal, these traffic and fans will turn into the sharpest blade to cut him.
If Yu Baiyi is a bad artist, Dong Xiangyang doesn't mind exposing him by other means, but if he sleeps on the sofa properly, he feels very uncomfortable.
However, ghost angels cannot rebel against their masters.
Having received the order, Dong Xiangyang re-entered Su Yunshao's room and sighed deeply when he saw Su Yunshao and Yu Baiyi sleeping.
"Why did you two offend those two bastards? It's also my fault. In order to divert their attention, I told you about the treasures in the baggage."
"Money is something outside the body. If you go to these things to save your life, it's equivalent to buying money for your life." Dong Xiangyang grabbed a handful from the big bag, put his hand into the small bag that Su Yunshao kept in the living room, and let go hand.
The light in the room was not turned on, it was pitch black, and he didn't open the bag. He only heard a few "dings" when he threw the gems in, as if the gems collided with some metal utensils.
Girls, maybe they put lipstick in metal tubes or keys or something in the bag.
Dong Xiangyang didn't care, he grabbed a handful from the bag and put it on the sofa and the carpet, creating a feeling of being lost in a panic. He found that the distance between the gems was too equal, and he had to use his hands again. Make a mess.
In the silent room in the middle of the night, a male voice suddenly sounded: "Why do I look so hard?"
Yu Baiyi, who was lying on the sofa, turned over, looked at Dong Xiangyang, and asked sincerely, "You are a good ghost, why are you helping them do bad things?"
Dong Xiangyang turned his head and looked around, and found that he was the only ghost in the room. Yu Baiyi's eyes were staring at him and he couldn't help being shocked: "Can you see me?"
Yu Baiyi sat cross-legged and looked at him in a relaxed manner: "I opened temporary Yin-Yang eyes."
As soon as he heard Yin Yang Eye, Dong Xiangyang had a bad premonition.
He looked back, Su Yunshao was half sitting on the bed, resting on his knees with one hand, looking at him coldly, as if thinking about where to start tearing him apart.
"Forgive me!" Dong Xiangyang hesitated in seconds, knelt down and hugged his head, and betrayed the short, fat and thin people in minutes, "I don't want to do this kind of thing, but I will be dealt with if I don't obey. They asked me to carry the whole burden. Steal it out, I'm already trying my best to find a way to help you keep a little bit, he wants me to take pornographic photos for you, but I didn't do it!"
Hearing the previous content, Yu Baiyi still felt normal, and the wealth and silk moved people's hearts. When he heard the latter content, he was so frightened that he tightened the blanket and covered himself firmly.
"Beasts? Yun Shao and I are still underage!"
The most important thing is: behind Su Yunshao, there is a king who can't offend anyone. Those two idiots think their lifespan is too long, why do they want to report earlier? Then don't implicate him!
"That's it!" Dong Xiangyang angrily said, "I didn't know that the master was also underage, but I said you were underage, and they said that you were underage and were more likely to be scolded, and they decided to punish you!"
Yu Baiyi couldn't understand: "Where did I offend the two of them?" Need such a sinister method to deal with him?
Dong Xiangyang: "Didn't you close the door in front of the two of them without giving them a chance to speak?"
Yu Baiyi couldn't believe it: "Just for this?"
That's exactly the normal reaction an artist would make to a reporter knocking on the door when he stayed in a room of the opposite **** late at night, okay?
Dong Xiangyang nodded sympathetically. It was rare for a normal thinking person to talk to him, so he simply complained about the accumulated words at one time.
"You don't know how cautious and rude the two of them are. They are not very talented. They are active every time they take on tasks. They were arrested and used as ghosts!"
"Harm, after all, it's the power-breaking power. If I don't have the ability to carry items, how can I be attracted by these two bastards?"
Yubaiyi: ?
"What do you say you are capable of?"
Dong Xiangyang took the chunky mobile phone out of his pocket, "Other ghosts will penetrate real objects when they are incorporeal. Generally, they need the whole body or part of the real body to touch the real object. I am different. I can adjust it as I want. Ability to carry objects through physical objects."
Yu Baiyi was stunned: "I said how could you just grab the gem and go through the bag like that, it turned out to be a special ability!"
He thought it was because he was lying on the sofa, and he looked at Su Yunshao's small bag from the wrong angle, so he didn't see Dong Xiangyang open the bag and put the gemstones. It turned out that he really put it away without opening it.
If the three ghost envoys in Su Yunshao's family wanted to take photos and videos with their mobile phones or tablets, they had to hide and use passers-by armors or let Taoyao weave a fantasy so that others would not notice their existence.
If they have Dong Xiangyang's ability, the three of them can take photos and videos anytime and anywhere, and they don't need to worry about so much, but it is very convenient.
After listening for a long time, Su Yunshao walked over from the bedroom, "If you have this ability, you should go to the special department and the criminal investigation team, so that your ability can be used on the right path and can be used to the greatest extent."
Dong Xiangyang was a little terrified of her, took two steps back, lowered his head and said, "It's not that I'm unlucky. I was caught by them and forcibly signed as a ghost soon after I died? There is no other choice."
Su Yunshao and Yu Baiyi could see clearly, and knew that Dong Xiangyang really did nothing, and he was quite slack at work. After spending some time here and going back to work, he was already doing his best within his ability.
This ability of Dong Xiangyang will be very troublesome if he is not on the right path, because the surveillance camera can't capture the picture of missing things, and ordinary police will not think of looking for someone in Xuanmen to watch the surveillance. Over time, all the treasures are missing. head case.
The culpability of stealing and murder cannot be compared, but they are also crimes. If things go on like this, it will be difficult for Dong Xiangyang to cast a good baby.
Su Yunshao decided to help: "Do you want to get rid of them?"
Dong Xiangyang hurriedly said: "Of course! I was a good citizen before my death. I was forced to steal chickens and dogs for no reason. If I hadn't obeyed and escaped, they would have been tied up, hanged, beaten, and I would have run away."
"How easy is this?" Yu Baiyi laughed and signaled Dong Xiangyang to take this opportunity to quickly surrender to Su Yunshao.
Dong Xiangyang didn't mind abandoning the darkness and turning to the light, but he was afraid that he had just left the tiger's den and entered the wolf's den again, and hesitantly asked, "they will at most let me steal things and do some small bad things, you won't let me kill and set fire? You can't even hit me at that hurdle."
"Don't worry!" Yu Baiyi patted her chest and made a promise, "our family Yun Shao has accumulated so much merit and virtue is not for nothing, she is also friends with the deputy team of the criminal investigation brigade and the head of the special department, and there are already three ghosts in front of her. Enter the compilation, if you want to..."
"I think I think I really want it!" Hearing this, Dong Xiangyang almost nodded his head, "I took the civil service exam while working, and I took the exam six times in total. Either I passed the written test and got swiped in the interview, or I finally passed the recruiting process, and the preparation is too difficult to pass the test!"
Speaking of the back, Dong Xiangyang recalled the past when he woke up early and went to work late every day, and also took advantage of the free time to read books and do exams for civil servants.
"It is said that civil servants are iron jobs, they are well paid, and it is easy to find a partner after passing the examination. Before I passed the examination, the object died before I could touch it, and I was forced by those two **** to steal and listen every day. The corner of the wall woo..."
Yu Baiyi: "…"
Su Yunshao: "…"
The two of them have never taken the system exam, so they don't know what the process is, but seeing that Dong Xiangyang has been swiped six times in a row, crying so miserably, they think it should be quite difficult.
It was so miserable that I was embarrassed to hold him back for being sent by the two to take pictures.
But... Yu Baiyi bared his teeth and smiled: "How do you plan to go back and deal with them?"
If Dong Xiangyang dares to really take pictures of him, don't blame him for bribing Yun Ting with food to come out and turn into a giant python to scare ghosts, hum!
Dong Xiangyang: "I said that I was discovered when I was stealing the gems, and I didn't have time to take pictures. The two of them also wanted me to take off your clothes and take pictures more beautifully. How could I possibly do such a request!"
Yu Baiyi heard the cold hair standing on end, always felt that the King of Hell would come out anytime and anywhere to take his life, and was anxious and angry: "Those two **** are simply impatient! Yun Shao, such scum will stay in Xuanmen. One second is a scourge, let's go and clean up the portal!"
"What's the hurry?" Su Yunshao laughed in anger, no one dared to plot against her so far in Rebirth.
Take off your clothes, take pictures, ha ha.
Yubaiyi put her hands together, put it on her chest, and reverently recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, you two can go in peace."
Dong Xiangyang: ?
"I think about it..." Su Yunshao thought about how to deal with the two scumbags. It is best to drain their use value before punishing them. "Show me your phone."
Dong Xiangyang enthusiastically helped unlock the phone, clicked on the WeChat chat interface, and started explaining by pointing to the person he felt necessary to say.
"They are all contacted through WeChat. When there is a task, Fa Ge will send a message, Fatty and Thin will reply, and Fa Ge will send the specific content..."
Fatty and skinny are not very capable, and Fa-ge will send some small tasks, such as inquiring about news and stealing things.
In view of Dong Xiangyang's special ability, Fa Ge will also ask him to follow the boss, take pictures of the boss and his lover, and take this opportunity to extort money.
If the wife of the boss wants to get a divorce and let the husband go out of the house, there are more photos and videos to be taken. .
The fat man and the thin man have no special abilities themselves. The fat man can see ghosts by implanting a crystal in his eyes that he doesn't know what it is called, while the skinny man can touch a little bit of fur and can use the Xuanmen talisman, that's all.
After listening to Dong Xiangyang's general explanation, Su Yunshao knew that these two were complete underlings. If they disappeared, they would not attract the attention of the above, so they could clean up the door with confidence.
At the same time as the two of them communicated, Yu Baiyi quickly edited the incident into text and sent it to the [Best Friends of Spiritual Adventure].
Yu Baiyi: [Quick, quick, are there any awake friends? Hurry up and give some opinions, maybe those two will go to the underworld to report later! 】
At three in the morning, most people are wandering in sweet dreams.
No one came out of Yubaiyi Aite several times, and sighed sadly: "At most, I will take a photo for them, and I can't think of any more sinister ideas. The days without a black-hearted friend are really lonely as snow. "
Suddenly, Bai Xingchen came.
Bai Xingchen: [You two didn't suffer? 】
Yu Baiyi: [The stars are coming! Hurry up, help come up with ideas, with Yun Shao here, what can we lose? 】
Bai Xingchen: [In the middle of the night, why are you in Yunshao's room? 】
Yu Baiyi: [Yun Shao said that my Yintang has turned black, and an accident is about to happen. I guess if I stay in Yun Shao's room, what those two guys might do to me. It doesn't matter, I'm sleeping on the sofa. If I don't tell Yama, I can still live to ninety-nine! 】
Bai Xingchen silently took a screenshot of the chat record, sent it to Taoyao, and added: [The opportunity to show loyalty has come. 】
Fortunately, we exchanged contact information on the way back to Wish Village last time, otherwise there might not be a way to contact Hades tonight.
Taoyao also sighed that Bo Xingchen could give him such an opportunity, and he would not forget his good brother, so he took a screenshot of Bo Xingchen's chat interface and sent it to Hades.
Wealth together, and golden thighs to hold together, this is a good brother!
Hades received the news: "..."
To be fair, he wasn't worried that Su Yunshao, who had already prepared for it, would suffer, but was a little angry that Yu Baiyi and his daughter-in-law shared the same room with the lonely man and widow that night.
And... Although the daughter-in-law's ability will not suffer, there are people who live so impatiently and dare to plot against her, using that kind of thing!
The King of Hell laughed in anger, pulled Bai Wuchang, who was reporting the work, over, stuffed a pen in Bai Wuchang's hand, turned around and connected the ghost gate with Su Yunshao's location, and ran away on the way to work.
Bai Wuchang, who was arrested again and again as a strong man, said, "..." It's numb.
As soon as the King of Hell came out of the gate of hell, he saw Yu Baiyi with a face full of "Fuck, I'm going to die!", Dong Xiangyang, who was shaking like a quail for some reason, and Su Yunshao who was very calm.
Yu Baiyi raised his hand and swore, and explained without breathing: "I will stay here so late, it's just that Yun Shao thinks I'll die if I don't stay, and Yun Shao and I are really just pure and innocent. Brotherly love, there are two pythons and a ginseng in the room, all of them are demons!"
He said that the king of **** will come out anytime, anywhere...