Chapter 695: Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo? ? [Second update! 】

Chapter 695: Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo? ? [Second update! 】

  Chapter 695 Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo? ? [Second update! 】

  Zuo Changlu looked at everyone with a smile, his face was like a crown of jade, and his elegant temperament made people feel heartbroken at first sight.

  Graceful and graceful, freely swaying, sitting in the main seat, Yuan Ting and Yue Zhi, as vast as the sea.

   When people see it, they can't help admiring from their hearts: This is the real gentleman, as gentle as jade!

  Lie Xiaohuo and the others looked at Zuo Changlu who was extremely refined, speaking gracefully with his mouth open, but his eyes were strange.

   It opened its mouth to swallow the sky as if seeing the legendary giant kun.

  Zuo Changlu laughed:

   "My husband and I came from a long way to see our son who is studying abroad, but I really didn't expect that when we came here today, it would be like this... Hehe, the house is full of friends."

  Zuo Changlu bit down the words 'full house with friends' very hard.

   "Slightly..."

  Bai Xiaoduo laughed for a while, then stopped.

   This sentence, as far as it is concerned, is really nothing wrong with it. This is a real 'full house'!

  Even among the three continents, anyone who comes to see this table can only agree with it, and cannot say no.

   Besides the four-character adjective "full house", I can't think of any other more appropriate description.

   Since this idiom came into being, it is really used in the right place when it is used in today's dinner!

   "Very happy! Very happy!"

  Zuo Changlu was very emotional, and said: "As a parent, you are eager to see your son is promising, and your son is promising, where can you see it? From the friends he makes, you can see it."

   "My friends are very promising, and my children are bound to be promising!"

  You Xiaoyu looked embarrassed.

  Lie Xiaohuo forced himself to remain calm, rolling his eyes wildly.

   This old guy has been holding back for a long time, right? Today I can finally fly for a while, you see how he is.

   "Seeing you now, I can say that I have let go of my heart for a long time."

Zuo Changlu sighed and said: "With friends like you, through getting along with you, my son will definitely get better and better in the future, and gradually become a real gentleman, become...a noble person, a pure person, a A moral person, a person who has escaped the vulgar taste."

   "Cough cough cough..."

  Kong Xiaodan coughed repeatedly.

  I can't do it anymore, I can't help it.

  Your son is almost mature now, the four kinds of people you mentioned have absolutely nothing to do with him...

  “…this is the greatest pride of being a parent.”

  Zuo Changlu was full of relief, and looked at the Lihuo couple, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing with loving eyes: "You are all good children..."

  Loving eyes, scanning back and forth.

  The faces of the four of them turned blue and then pale.

  I want to mess with you, may I ask if it’s okay!

   It’s almost over, Mr. Zuo, if you don’t play 99 when you’re a bachelor, you don’t need to add one, if you continue, you’ll pass!

   But Zuo Changlu obviously didn't intend to just let it go, and he continued to sigh: "You are all young talents, I don't know your surnames and names yet...Is it?"

"dad!"

Zuo Xiaoduo already felt that the atmosphere in this meeting was a bit weird and something was wrong, so he hurriedly stood up and introduced, "The red-haired one sitting next to you is called Lie Xiaohuo, and this is his wife, named Xue Xiaoluo .”

Zuo Changlu looked at Lie Xiaohuo kindly: "Hongmao, you have a good name. Well, it's rare. In the future, I must cherish your daughter-in-law; after all, it is very difficult to find a daughter-in-law in this day and age." It's easy. Especially with red hair like you, you look like a bad young man, it's rare that your wife is still willing to be with you after you're like this!"

  Zuo Changlu said in a tone of earnest elders.

   "Hahahaha..." Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo laughed uncontrollably.

  Lie Xiaohuo's face flushed red, wishing he could strangle Zuo Changlu to death, but he could only stammer: "Yes... yes."

Zuo Changlu smiled lightly, and said elegantly: "I didn't want to say this at first, but I was a little bit reluctant to vomit, Xiao Huo, you should find a time to dye your hair back; you look like this, once It seems unsteady... Besides, the society is very chaotic now, and there are many temptations for young people, especially gambling, Xiao Huo, in the future, remember to stay away from gambling."

He looked at Lie Xiaohuo's face carefully, and said: "Look, you don't look very good. You are easily impulsive. Once you are impulsive, you will easily lose your mind when gambling. If even your wife is won by someone, But it's not so good."

   "If you lose your daughter-in-law, you can only cheat, but cheating is even worse."

   Lie Xiaohuo swallowed a red-hot coal in his throat.

  Can’t swallow, can’t spit it out.

  Looking like that, it looks very pitiful.

  Xue Xiaoluo bit her lip, and used her chopsticks to fork a fish in front of her bitterly, until half of the fish's body was smashed to pieces.

  I don’t know in my heart whether I am forking the long road to the left or forking the fire.

   "My mother's handsome guy is Kong Xiaodan, and this one is Bing Xiaobing. They're both..."

  Zuo Xiaoduo thought for a while, and said, "They are... friends from far away places."

   You can’t say this from the Wumeng. It’s best if Dad doesn’t know. If he knows, he must be worried to death.

   "Coming from afar? Not bad, isn't it a pleasure to have friends come from afar?"

  Zuo Changlu dragged a sentence, then looked at Kong Xiaodan, and said kindly, "Xiaodan?"

  Kong Xiaodan: "Cough cough cough um..."

   Turning to look at Bing Xiaobing: "Xiaobing?" His tone was very strange.

  Bing Xiaobing: "Cough cough...cough cough...yes yes cough cough cough..."

  Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting almost burst out laughing.

  The husband and wife really felt that today's son's banquet was really interesting!

   What's more interesting is that my husband and wife arrived at the right time. Now that we met, we must have more fun!

   If this game is over in a while, I would be too sorry for myself.

  Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting can be sure: this kind of thing, this kind of thing, I have encountered such a time at most in this life!

   Absolutely absolutely impossible to have a next time!

  After this time, make sure these guys run as far as they can!

   And today they can play as much as they want without any scruples: they dare not reveal their identities at all because of Agni.

  If the identity is not revealed, then it will be circulated in small circles, and the face can still hold up. If their identities were revealed on the spot, then once it was publicized on the mainland in the future, the great witches would no longer have to be human beings.

  Let’s not talk about bullying the small by the big, and pretending to be a son of the same generation, and then being caught on the spot by Xuntian Throne can be written into the textbook.

  People of future generations will be overjoyed as long as they see it.

  Who can lose that person?

  It is a once-in-a-thousand-year event, and it has been unprecedented and unique since ancient times!

  This is really a blessing from the heavenly official...

  Although Agni and the others have changed their appearance and even their body shape, how can Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting, who have been fighting with them for thousands of years, fail to recognize their real bodies!

   It is not an exaggeration to say: Even if these few people were smashed to pieces and only a few bones remained, Zuo Changlu could recognize at a glance which bone was made of fire and which bone was made of ice!

  Zuo Changlu even dared to release the guarantee of "I confessed a wrong bone and ran naked all over the world live"!

   "You all, why are you so restrained?"

  Zuo Changlu was a little dissatisfied, and said: "Since you are at home, you are your own family, so why restrain yourself?"

  Zuo Xiaoduo also felt that these people were a bit cramped, not as if they were letting go just now, and said: "Yeah, don't treat yourself as an outsider, my parents are very talkative, so don't be so restrained."

   Easy to talk to?

   Several people's hearts have been turned upside down. Yes, we know he's a good talker.

   It's just that what we know is not quite the same as what you know.

  Zuo Changlu said gently: "You are all dragons and phoenixes among the people, a generation of heroes, but since you are of the same generation as my son, you should call me Uncle Zuo."

  Uncle Zuo? !

  Agni and the others wanted to flee immediately.

  What the hell, let's call you uncle?

  If this is really called, how can we still look up and meet people?

Zuo Changlu squinted his eyes and said: "Now that Xiao Duo has grown up, our husband and wife will have a lot of free time in the future, and we plan to go around. Maybe we can pass by your hometown... At that time, please invite some newspapers and TV stations. , publicity and publicity."

   Newspaper and TV station?

  Lie Xiaohuo and the others were dumbfounded.

   This is... a naked threat!

   Do you want to be so ruthless?

  Zuo Changlu smiled and said to You Xiaoyu: "Are you right... Your name is... Xiaoyu?" Winking: Show me!

  You Xiaoyu had an understanding, and immediately stood up, with a respectful attitude, and said: "Uncle Zuo is right, we and Xiao Duo are of the same generation, so naturally we should listen to your old man's teachings, hello Uncle Zuo, hello Aunt Zuo."

   This call is really crisp and loud, revealing a sense of kindness.

  You Xiaoyu smiled and said, "I'll set an example for them so they won't be embarrassed."

   After finishing speaking, he nodded and bowed deeply, with a pug expression on his face, and called again: "Hello, Uncle Zuo! Hello, Aunt Zuo!"

  Speak louder this time.

  Lie Xiaohuo, Kong Xiaodan and the other four stared at You Dongtian, their faces full of shit!

   You are paralyzed!

  Why don’t you go to Japan Dog?

  You can call yourself Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo with peace of mind, because you should be called Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo in the first place!

   But can we do the same?

  You are so embarrassed, the devil is embarrassed, is this something embarrassing? !

   "You are called..." Zuo Changlu looked at Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo.

   The husband and wife stood up together and bowed deeply together: "See Uncle Zuo, see Aunt Zuo, I wish the two elders good health and long life!"

  Zuo Changlu laughed loudly and praised: "Good boy!"

  Yun Xiaohu and his wife sat down with excited faces.

  Hearing the word 'good', it seems to have heard the highest reward.

  Zuo Changlu and his wife turned their heads with a smile, and focused on Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaobing, and Kong Xiaodan, with a look of anticipation and kindness.

  The meaning couldn’t be more obvious—

  The three of them are called Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo, shouldn’t the four of you be called too?

   When you say this, you feel like you have been beaten with chicken blood.

   I'm going home for lunch.

   By the way, there is no double monthly pass this month.

  

  

  (end of this chapter)