Chapter 696: I also tell a story

Chapter 696: I also tell a story

  Chapter 696 Let me tell a story too [Add updates for Xiaochen and the lord! 】

  Lie Xiaohuo was already trembling all over.

   Bully!

   Chiguoguo bully!

   These three, one is your nephew, one is your apprentice, and the other is your apprentice's daughter-in-law...

  No matter how respectful they are to you, no matter how they treat you, isn’t that all a matter of course?

   Don't call your uncle, they don't think it's strange to call you father and father!

   But what about us?

  We are equal to you, okay?

   This **** took advantage of the situation, are you still going to finish?

  Of course Zuo Xiaoduo didn’t know what was going on, so he laughed and said, “Oh, what a big deal. When I meet your parents in the future, don’t you have to salute and kowtow too? How normal is this.”

   Still want to kowtow? ? ?

   Li Huo and others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo, and kept cursing in their hearts, you really deserve to be your father's son!

   This gene is inherited too well!

  Lie Xiaohuo and the others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo strangely, and really wanted to beat this kid into a meat sauce.

   I, Cao, are you really innocent or just pretending?

   Kowtow... What do you think.

  We just came to see his godson for the boss when we had nothing to do, but after we came, one thing was worse than the other.

   First take back the spies you sent; all the labor of sending spies over the years has been turned into running water.

   Then I lost an ice pack, and even lost 10% of the space relics...

  At the end, everything is over, come to have a meal, and we will be a generation out of thin air?

  Today is really hell!

   And I met two people at once!

  The four of them have already regretted it so much that their intestines are green!

  Then what are we doing this trip? Looking for chicken?

  You Xiaoyu almost broke his stomach from laughing, but his face was serious, frowning and urging: "Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaobing, Kong Xiaodan, why don't you all hurry up and see Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo!?"

  Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo also kept urging.

  Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting waited kindly...

  Lie Xiaohuo was about to erupt, and suddenly there was a burst of redness all over his body; Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly held him down, shaking his head.

   Are you crazy?

   Is it necessary to send him back to complete the transformation now?

   Besides, the whole continent you want to make trouble with knows that we have lost such an adult?

  You are shameless, but I still have shame...

  Xue Xiaoluo piled up a smiling face, and said to Wu Yuting with a smile: "This...Although we look young, in fact... we are quite old...Look..."

   As he spoke, he kept winking.

  Two hands still holding Wu Yuting's sleeves, shaking, shaking...with a pleading face.

  Wu Yuting sighed, thinking that it was almost enough to force Liehuo and others into this situation.

  Wu Yuting said gracefully: "His father, forget it; the children are all grown up... Besides, the red-haired wife is planning to give me something..."

  Xue Xiaoluo looked confused: Who...who said they were going to give you something?

   But how dare you say no now? Wu Yuting is now pleading for herself and others, if she says no...then Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo will be called today!

   Obviously, this is the price of pleading.

  After Wu Yuting finished speaking, she glanced at Xue Xiaoluo.

  Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

  I will give you whatever you say, let's pass this level first!

  Of course Zuo Changlu didn’t want Liehuo and others to call him uncle, he also knew in his heart that even if these four guys were forced out tonight, these four guys would never call him uncle.

  So this is just a strategy, just confirm that your side has the upper hand!

  Now I understand very well, I am already in control of the world. Who dares to stab?

  Try?

"Ha ha ha ha…"

  Zuo Changlu let out a series of long laughs: "Just kidding, just kidding. Hahaha, coming to my place is like coming to your own home, don't be restrained, don't be restrained, come and eat food."

  Lie Xiaohuo and the others finally let out a long sigh of relief.

  Oh my god... I almost had a cerebral hemorrhage just now...

   "I have to perform my duties as host and escort."

Zuo Changlu was generous, and said lovingly, he picked up a chopstick of chicken kidney for Lie Xiaohuo: "Hongmao, you should eat more of this, this is good, it nourishes the kidneys. Originally, I wanted to say that you are young and don't know how to control yourself. Since you I also have years of experience, so I won't say much, look at you now, don't try to be brave in everything... Men, when you have to say no, you have to say no."

  Lie Xiaohuo stuffed the chicken kidney into his mouth and chewed hard, with a ferocious expression on his face, chewing very hard.

  I love your sister!

   What the **** are you suffering from kidney deficiency!

  Your waist is bent!

  You can't!

  Your whole family can't do it!

   "Xiao Dan, you should eat more of this."

  Zuo Changlu picked up chopsticks and leeks for Kong Xiaodan: "This is good, this can strengthen the yang. Looking at your physique, it will be difficult to find a wife when you grow up... Make up for it while you are young."

  Kong Xiaodan stuffed it into his mouth hard, making a chewing sound, imagining that he was chewing the long way to the left!

  You just need aphrodisiac!

   Your whole family needs aphrodisiacs!

  All the old and the young need to strengthen the yang, you will die!

   "Hahaha, Xiaobing, come here..."

  Zuo Changlu picked up a chicken heart with chopsticks: "As the saying goes, what you eat makes you full. This stuff is just right for you."

  Bing Xiaobing stared blankly: Are you saying that I am careless?

  Looking at the chicken heart that was caught on the plate, Bing Xiaobing swallowed it with her eyes closed.

  I don’t chew!

  I swallow it alive!

   Wait until one day, I will swallow this chicken heart alive, and I will swallow you alive!

  Zuo Changlu immediately held another chopstick fish eye to You Xiaoyu: "Xiaoyu, things are going well, your Aunt Zuo and I will look at you now."

  You Xiaoyu almost slipped under the chair.

  Don't look at me high, I'm afraid.

  Looking at the huge fish eyes on the plate in front of him, which seemed to be staring at him, You Xiaoyu shivered more and more.

   "Eat vegetables, eat vegetables." Zuo Changlu greeted Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo: "You two eat by yourself, it's far away, and I can't reach it. I won't bring food for you two."

   "Thank you, Uncle Zuo." Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo thanked in unison, and now they are really the only ones who can eat food with peace of mind.

  Then Zuo Changlu raised his glass: "Come to my house, let's toast together, don't forget tonight, don't forget tonight..."

  Lie Xiaohuo wanted to drink a long time ago, so he quickly picked it up, but he started to drink. What's the matter, he took this glass of wine twice and didn't take a sip.

  Your son picked it up and put it down, and ended up telling us a story…

   is about to drink.

But saw Zuo Changlu laughing, put down the wine glass again, and laughed happily: "It's a bit inappropriate to say it, but if you don't talk or laugh, where is the excitement? The names of you guys remind me of it." A story, very interesting story, can't tell fast, can't tell fast..."

   "Poof..."

  You Xiaoyu chewed the fish eyes and almost squirted out, choking out intermittently.

  Lie Xiaohuo and the others held their wine glasses with despair written all over their faces.

   What are you going to do again? !

   "Don't be busy drinking, don't be busy drinking, don't be busy drinking when listening to this story, so as not to choke."

  Zuo Changlu smiled happily: "This is a story about a rich man's treat. It's very interesting and thoughtful... Hahaha, I've lived by this joke all my life. Let me tell you about it."

  This time even Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help choking; coughing repeatedly, Li Chenglong lowered his head and quickly put down the wine glass, laughing all over his body, if he didn't put down the wine glass, the wine would definitely be spilled.

  Lie Xiaohuo waited with despair on his face, what the hell... This is really a family tradition.

  Before I dared to call my uncle, was it paving the way for this? Otherwise, Jiang is still old and hot, this Zuo Changlu is much more sinister than his son...

Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo were also trembling, but they forcibly held back, and Yun Xiaohu even played the role of fancier without hesitation: "Uncle Zuo, I don't know what the story is? Why is it interesting and has an idea? "

Zuo Changlu glanced at him appreciatively, and said: "Once upon a time, there was an unusually generous person. Because he had more poor friends, more people came to eat at his house. There is no way to do this. It’s the same when you get rich, as the saying goes, poor people live in the busy city and no one cares about them, but rich people have distant relatives in the mountains…”

  Yun Xiaohu: "Uncle Zuo's two sentences are really full of life philosophy, enlightenment in the world..."

  Lie Xiaohuo and the others had a splitting headache and wanted to die.

   Sure enough!

   Sure enough!

   Paralyzed, do I have to listen to this **** story again?

  When Zuo Xiaoduo spoke, they could still play tricks and pretend to be deaf and dumb, but now...it seems that they can no longer!

  The identities are completely equal, and even the other party has more than…

  If you are asked on your face, "Young man, what did you bring me when you came to my house for dinner?"

   But it's really embarrassing.

  Over there, Zuo Changlu told stories smoothly, and Yun Xiaohu sang it skillfully—I just listened to it once, can I not be proficient? With Li Chenglong Zhuyu in front, Yun Xiaohu, who has come here for the second time, is it unreasonable not to praise every detail, okay?

  Even Zuo Changlu was surprised. Why is this apprentice so smart today? I haven’t seen such a cleverness on weekdays?

  When he talked all the way, ‘This poor friend is young, he just found a wife, he is a young man, so everyone calls him a young man...’

Lie Xiaohuo stood up suddenly, with a tragic expression on his face, and said: "Well, I'm ashamed to say this, I'm really worthless for taking the liberty to visit this time... Fortunately, I suddenly remembered, I still gave Zuo Xiaoduo The classmate brought some gifts... I almost forgot."

  Bai Xiaoduo pursed her lips wildly: I really have the face to say that I almost forgot, hehe, if my master doesn't come, you really forgot, right?

  Zuo Changlu frowned, with a look of 'I don't accept gifts'; said: "Student Lie Xiaohuo, hey, don't do this, I'm just telling a story, I'm not talking about you..."

  Zuo Changlu educated: "Everything, you can't be too right. This is the life principle I have summed up over the years."

   Lie Xiaohuo held his breath in his throat.

  I really want to spray you in the face!

  If I don't stand up and surrender now, you're going to point at my nose and start cursing right now, aren't you talking about me!

   Looks like I'm going to win today...

  

  

  (end of this chapter)