Chapter 496 Wait! Things are not what you think! !
"Ayi, be careful, someone is looking for you!"
Seeing this barrage, A Yi, who is addicted to mining, was still a little confused: "Come on, let's dig together."
"No, someone is looking for trouble for you!"
"Huh?" Ayi was surprised.
After communicating with the fans in the live broadcast room for a while, Ah Yi knew that a large-scale "fan meeting" was taking place on the ground.
Many anchors were in bad luck, and they were followed by the live broadcast to find the place, and they were destroyed.
Basically all the efforts were wasted, and the materials that survived were also looted.
On Xia Yi's side, it's really not necessarily that the "terrorists" intentionally kill people, but it's really possible that they are embarrassed to do it.
Because many male anchors were mercilessly hacked to death on the spot, the beds at the respawn point were also removed directly, and they returned to the original respawn point naked.
Everything returns to zero.
"Is it that scary?"
A Yi looked at his backpack - he hadn't dug up a piece of gold for so long, and his restless heart began to move around.
"You say, what if I pretend to be a fan and give Yelang a fan meeting?"
Undoubtedly, as soon as these words came out, a series of question marks popped up in the live broadcast room.
But soon, this group of people became excited again:
"sure!"
"As expected of you! I'm in the same world as Yelang, come, come, I'll join you!"
"Add me, I'll show you the way! I know where he is!"
...
"There is only a thousand days to be a thief, how can there be a thousand days to prevent a thief." A Yi said his thoughts, while accepting the invitation of fans to go to another public world.
In the live broadcast room, I was expecting and complaining:
"So you just become a thief!"
"Join if you can't beat it, it's completely reasonable."
"The jump was reversed in an instant, and he is indeed the man I like."
...
On Yelang's side, he was playing alone.
His luck was not very good. He didn't get the "Minecraft" internal test qualification, and this was the first time he played the game.
After entering the game, he immediately said to the audience: "Old rules, first give everyone a test to see if you can take off your pants."
This test was done by A Yi before.
But this time A Yi participated in the confidentiality test and had already tried it in advance, so there was no demonstration in this live broadcast.
So the torch was passed to Yelang.
But for this topic, the audience is not too cold:
"You don't have to try, I can tell you the answer directly: no."
"Lin You is as courageous as a needle tip, how could he let you take off your pants."
"Expecting again and again, disappointed again and again, I am exhausted."
...
Some excited audiences had strange reasons for their excitement: "Can you change into women's clothes first and then do the test?"
As soon as these words came out, the audience became very excited:
"Yes, yes! Whatever you want in the virtual world, do it all!"
"And once you put on your makeup, it lasts a lifetime, how awesome it is!"
"Anyway, the virtual world can't be stripped naked. It doesn't make any difference whether it's there or not. It can be regarded as a real girl!"
"Okay! Go change into women's clothes and give you a rocket!"
"Women's clothes! Women's clothes!"
...
At any time, there are these people in Yelang's live broadcast room, and they don't even feel that they are fans of Yelang, but fans of [female version of Yelang].
These people also argued for a while about how to call [female version of Yelang], [Yemei], [Yejie], [Yeyuan], [Ye Niang], [Yeyezi] all came for a round.
In the end a public vote had to be held.
As a result, [Xiao Ye Ye] was born and won the highest votes in one fell swoop.
As soon as the voting results came out, the post was full of emoticons of [Lin You vomiting].
Including those who voted with their own hands...
Yelang ruthlessly rejected this suggestion, and said righteously: "What are you thinking? Let me take off my clothes in front of the camera, in front of hundreds of thousands of people? How could I do such a vulgar thing?"
"Immortal!"
As soon as these words were uttered, the audience in the live broadcast room were full of question marks.
But before they could issue bullet screens to question, Yelang stretched out his hand on the screen, pointing to the top of a hill not far away: "Look, what is that?"
On the top of the rounded hill, the outlines of some roofs can be vaguely seen. Obviously, there is a settlement of villagers.
As soon as some guesses arose in everyone's minds, Yelang revealed the answer: "If you want to take off your clothes, of course you have to take off the NPC!"
After speaking, with question marks all over the screen, he ran all the way towards the NPC village.
What's even more gratifying is that he discovered the key point as soon as he arrived in the village: "Look, these villagers are not very smart at first glance!"
After finishing speaking, he quickly took out the earth cubes, surrounded an uncle villager in a pumpkin field, and began to build a wall with a click, surrounding the villager tightly in the middle, unable to move.
While working, Yelang explained: "In the previous game, as soon as he tried to take off his clothes, the NPC would run like hell, and he couldn't even press the button. Now we just surround him, so he can't run away, right?"
Immediately, a striking message popped up in the live broadcast room: "You tried to take it off before! Is it a male NPC or a female NPC?"
"Of course... Bah! I haven't tried it! This is the experience I heard! A friend of mine did it to test Yunmeng's game mechanism." Yelang responded quickly.
Of course the barrage doesn’t believe it:
""I have a friend""
"'Of course a man'"
"Your friend, shouldn't it be yourself?"
...
Yelang pretended not to notice, surrounded the uncle with earth cubes, stood on the cubes, and reached out to grab the uncle's clothes inside.
After the NPC in "My World" was "optimized" by Lin You, his IQ dropped significantly, and he couldn't even struggle, so he just kept hitting the wall with his head in a daze.
After wasting a lot of effort, Yelang really took off the villagers' coats.
"Hmm..." Looking at the jacket in his hand and the vest on the villagers, Yelang thought for a while.
Then he bent down again and began to pull down the villager uncle's vest.
It was not difficult, and it was successful again in no time.
However, Yelang hesitated when he saw the shirtless, muscular village uncle wearing tight jeans.
I'm afraid the pants below are not easy to take off...
He hesitated, but the audience cheered up, booing crazily, and they couldn't take it off anymore:
"Take it off! You chose it!"
"Uncle boy, Li Xia in the (South) melon field..."
"I can't bear to look directly, it's too perverted."
...
Yelang has already regretted it - this is obviously worse than taking off his own clothes!
But he kept his word, and jumped down bravely, trying to take off the village uncle's pants.
It's just that the wall he surrounded only left a space for the villagers, which was already very cramped, and now he jumped down and completely filled the space in one fell swoop.
This makes everything very difficult.
It is not too difficult to untie the belt, but it is very difficult to take off the pants.
The villager uncle wouldn't cooperate with him, this little space was not enough to push the villager uncle down, the uncle was still struggling non-stop and didn't cooperate at all.
Yelang could only bend down as hard as he could to grab the jeans leg of the village uncle.
At this moment, a voice came from above his head: "What are you... doing?"
A strange female player appeared on this narrow wall at some unknown time, looking down at Yelang.
At this time, Yelang was bending over, with one arm around the villager's waist, and the other hand clutching the villager's trousers. With this movement, his face was inevitably stuck to the villager's thigh...
"ah?"
Test the game!
Just as Yelang was about to explain, the girl blushed suddenly: "Yes... I'm sorry! I just heard the sound and came to take a look. I didn't expect you to be..."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I disturbed your love! I'm leaving now! I'm sorry!"
The girl apologized again and again, and at the same time turned around and jumped off the wall, just about to run away, when she suddenly remembered something.
Turning around, he took out a block of earth and put it on the four-corner wall. He kindly added a ceiling to the one-block-wide private space of Yelang and the villager uncle.
After doing this, she was relieved, blushed and ran all the way to leave here.
"Wait!" Yelang finally came back to his senses and shouted in a super loud voice, "Stop!!!"
"Things are not what you think!"
Yelang took out his pickaxe, smashed the wall and rushed towards the female player.
When the female player saw Yelang who was chasing aggressively with the "weapon" in hand, she was shocked, and promised while running, "I won't say anything! Really, I promise!"
Yelang stopped quickly, dropped the pickaxe and shouted: "Don't run away! I won't chase you, really! Give me a chance to explain! It's really not what you think!"
The female player stopped hesitantly, looked at Yelang, and waited for his explanation.
Seeing that this strange player was willing to listen to his explanation, Yelang finally heaved a sigh of relief, feeling that Wanjie could be saved.
"I was..." As soon as he opened his mouth, Yelang froze again.
What should I say? I was taking off the village uncle's pants?
Or, although I am taking off the village uncle's pants, it's not that I want to see it, but I want to show it to hundreds of thousands of people?
It's even more perverted!
"I...I want to say that it is purely a coincidence, will you...will you believe it?"
The girl didn't answer whether she believed it or not, but directly expressed her attitude with actions——
Run!
"Hey! Wait!" Yelang tried his best to hold out his hand, but the girl ran so fast this time that she didn't stop at all.
Seeing the disappearing female player, Yelang's heart was ashamed: "It's all right now, even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to cleanse yourself."
Looking at the live broadcast room, no one felt sorry for him, and everyone was laughing "hahaha":
"Ask for the psychological shadow area of this female player!"
"Seek Yelang's psychological shadow area!"
"She must be telling all her girlfriends: I met a pervert who will be in heat with an NPC today!"
"It's not the same, what if she feels that she has witnessed unfettered love!"
"Hahahahaha..."
...
Yelang had nothing to love, looked at the surrounding environment, picked a nearby house and walked in.
Lying on the only bed without thinking, staring blankly at the ceiling.
"I really want to die..."
The water friends in the live broadcast room, seeing Yelang's deeply shocked appearance, finally found some conscience, and slowly stopped the barrage of insults, and planned to say something to explain him.
But after all the tossing just now, the sun has set and the sky has darkened.
Night has come.
then--
"Crunch—"
The door opened.
The audience in the live broadcast room watched the shirtless villager uncle open the door and walked straight to the bed, staring straight at Yelang.
Yelang turned his head on the bed, and saw two huge chest muscles, shining brightly under the light of the torch.
And, the waistband of the villager's uncle is still open...