Chapter 497 This is my dear friend, brother

Chapter 497 This is my dear friend, brother

"Damn!" Yelang leaned back violently, sat up, and pressed against the wall, keeping as far away from the villager as possible.

This action is judged as "getting up" by the system.

Therefore, according to the judgment of the villagers, the bed was already "empty", and the next moment they simply climbed onto the bed and lay down.

The bed, which was originally not big, became even more cramped as the shirtless villager uncle lay down. The frightened Yelang subconsciously huddled his body into a ball and squeezed tightly against the corner of the bed, breathing tensely.

"Hahaha! Old uncle Gong and his shy little boyfriend!"

"She's a bullied little daughter-in-law, hahaha."

"Make up the image of Xiao Yeye who is being bullied by myself, I can't laugh anymore!"

...

Just when the live broadcast room was full of joy, a somewhat unpleasant barrage popped up: "I don't understand why you are so happy, I don't find it funny at all..."

"I can't appreciate it at all, and it's even a little disgusting. Is there something wrong with me?"

The next moment, the audience in the live broadcast room friendly resolved his confusion:

"Friend, don't worry, you are normal, we are sick!"

"Hahaha, yes, yes, we are sick! Hahaha!"

This group of people laughed wildly on their own, but Yelang finally came to his senses, waking up in a jerk——

Why should I be cowardly? !

One jumped out of the bed, this time he was standing on the ground, looking at the half-naked man lying on the bed.

"You said, when will he put on his clothes?"

Ignoring the barrage of "Wait for you to change his clothes" in the live broadcast room, Yelang guessed: "Shouldn't you wait until dawn?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room continues to play tricks:

"Go and take his clothes and hide them, so that he has no clothes and must marry you!"

"What Cowherd and Weaver Girl!"

"Are you sure it's not marriage but marriage?"

...

Yelang saw that veins popping out of his forehead: "Even if I hate to marry... Bah! Bah! Bah! No matter how hungry I am, at least find a female villager?!"

"Again! I fucking like women!"

The problem is that the design of these villagers is very realistic.

How exactly is it legal?

Since I'm a villager by profession, it's reasonable to be physically fit, right?

In this village, among the NPCs that Yelang saw during the day, not only the male NPCs were all muscular, but at first glance they thought they were practicing bodybuilding, even the female NPCs were quite "strong".

I want to ask whether the female sexual characteristics are obvious enough, whether the breasts are big enough, and whether the buttocks are big enough?

That's definitely big enough!

The problem is that their arms and thighs are also beyond the standard, and their waists are even more thick and powerful, like a bucket from top to bottom.

Yelang only prayed that what he saw was a coincidence. In "Minecraft", there are beautiful female NPCs elsewhere, otherwise...

Absolutely post a message to Chongyunmeng! !

Seeing the villager uncle lying on the bed sound asleep, Yelang suddenly got angry and punched him on the shoulder: "Get up!"

The shirtless uncle opened his eyes blankly and got out of bed.

Then Yelang picked up the pickaxe, bang a few times, and dug up the bed.

Unsurprisingly, a small pocket bed appeared on the spot, Yelang picked it up and stuffed it into his backpack, then turned around and left.

"This bed is mine now! Sleep on the floor!"

The villager uncle standing in the room did not express any opinion, but just walked around the room in a daze, with the belt of his trousers falling down...

"Crack!" Yelang slammed the door shut.

But the next moment, with a "creak", the door opened again.

Yelang walked in hesitantly, knocked the torch off the wall a few times, and stuffed it into the backpack.

"Snapped!"

The door was slammed shut again by Yelang.

The barrage is full of "hahaha" and "domestic violence" again.

"Gu"

As soon as he walked out of the door, Yelang felt his stomach growl. Obviously, he was hungry and needed to replenish a wave of food.

In a village, it's easy.

He didn't take a few steps, and came to a melon field, knocked off a boxy watermelon with a few bangs, and broke it into watermelon slices to eat quickly.

While eating, I thought of one thing, and quickly returned to the pumpkin field planted by the villager uncle. With one operation, I collected all the ripe pumpkins into my bag.

"This is the joy of a good harvest!"

Yelang ate and drank enough, and added more food. Looking at the surrounding houses and farmland, he suddenly felt that this place is really a good place!

Almost perfect except for the half-naked NPC being a bit of a bummer.

so--

"It's decided! I'll just live here! Short-term goal - to become an agricultural tycoon!"

After making a decision, Yelang immediately began to build a house for himself, imitating the houses of the villagers.

*

When Ah Yi came to this village under the guidance of his fans, Yelang had already built his own house.

It is not very luxurious, only slightly larger than the houses of the villagers, and looks very harmonious in the village.

In addition, Yelang also discovered how to make his own water source and open up more farmland, so he quickly reclaimed five farmlands, planting pumpkins, watermelons, wheat, beets and potatoes, and the growth was quite gratifying.

Of course, his rations don't depend on this for the time being.

He visited the farmland in the village, and he picked all the mature crops, turned them into stored grain and put them into his warehouse.

At first Yelang couldn't bear it.

But he soon discovered that the villagers don't need to eat at all, no matter what they grow, they don't eat at all.

So he immediately felt at ease and began to harvest the grain: "If I don't harvest it, won't the grain rot in the ground? Cherish the grain!"

In the end, it became what it is now: the whole village works for him alone.

At this point in time, Yelang's food reserves are in the stable first echelon in the public world.

When the food he grows is mature, he can continue to expand the scale of the farmland. At that time, the title of "agricultural tycoon" can be said to be worthy of the name!

But at this time, A Yi came.

Several people hid not far away and whispered.

The original plan was to launch a surprise attack and cause a wave of havoc, but seeing Yelang's back plowing the fields, A Yi suddenly couldn't bear it.

He looked around and found that the two fans who brought him here also looked hesitant.

"Oh, forget it, I'm really too kind." A Yi sighed helplessly, "You two are too, you said it so well, and it turned out to be a good person."

"Ah, this..." Both of them were a little speechless.

"Forget it." A Yi waved his hand, stopping their defense.

Then he opened the backpack, took out the iron helmet and put it on himself.

There is only a "T"-shaped opening on the front of the helmet. A Yi looked at the two fans and said: "Then we will leave him a house and farmland, and only borrow his food."

"??" A fan was stunned.

"Borrow?" Another fan asked, "How much?"

"Nonsense!" A Yi hated that iron could not be made into steel, "Of course it is all of them! Anyway, he still has so many lands!"

"Aren't you good brothers?" asked the stunned fan before.

"Of course it is! These are my dear relatives and friends, brothers and sisters!" Ayi said confidently.

"As we all know, brother has the righteousness to make money! I am short of food, but he has food. Is it reasonable not to give it to me?"

"Hurry up, put on the helmet! Otherwise, you will be recognized!"

The two fans put on their helmets speechlessly—their full body armor, including the iron skull, was sponsored by A Yi.

At this time, the proportion of players like Ah Yi who do nothing and only concentrate on mining is quite small. Everyone is happily exploring the world, and mining will not dig too deep.

Therefore, compared with ordinary players, the various mines in Ayi's bag can be said to be extremely rich.

"OK, get ready, 3, 2, 1, go!"

Three suspicious men covered in iron armor rushed out of their hiding places and rushed towards Yelang.

"What the hell!" Yelang, who was harvesting ripe beets in the neighbor's field, was startled.

——Food does not ripen at the same time. When Yelang sees where it is ripe, he will pick a batch in the past, and plant new ones by the way.

Before he could react, several people had already rushed close, and one of them shouted in a very sharp, eunuch-like voice: "Robbery!"

"???" Yelang not only didn't have any sense of crisis, he even wanted to laugh.

And the matter itself is a bit ridiculous: I have nothing here except food, what are you robbing?

Food?

In the fields of many villagers here, the grain is already ripe. Don't you pick it yourself?

But before he could continue to speak, two of the three had rushed over, built a wall with a bang, surrounded Yelang, and then surrounded Yelang aggressively.

This extremely visual scene finally made Yelang feel scared.

He took a step back subconsciously, clutching his coat tightly with one hand, and the waistband of his trousers with the other.

"???"

"???"

The two enthusiastic fans who rushed over saw Yelang's movements, and they froze suddenly, with question marks all over their faces.

What do you mean? ?

We are here to rob, not to rob, you are so nervous!

Yelang also reacted, and put down his hands with a smirk: "What do you want to do?"

The two fans, each with a shield, squeezed Yelang between them, unable to move.

Yelang still didn't have any sense of crisis, he just thought it was very funny: "What are you guys doing? What do you want? Tell me, it's not like I won't give it to you."

He was so polite, which made the two fans even more embarrassed. They didn't know what to say, so they could only hold Yelang between them to keep him from moving.

And A Yi had passed the three of them, headed straight to Yelang's house, found the wooden box, and started looting all the food stored in it.

On the other side, Yelang finally got angry when he saw someone ran into his house to rob him without saying a word, and fixed his eyes on the person who ran into his house until his player nickname appeared——

【Ayi】

"???" Yelang felt that something was wrong with his mind.

The next moment, he shouted angrily——

"Ayi! I can tell it's you! Come out! You're playing tricks with your brother, right?!"

As if he didn't hear it, A Yi kept moving his hands until he moved all the stored food into his system backpack.

After the move, I looked around Yelang's house to see if there was anything else worth grabbing.

Seeing the unresponsive robber, Yelang became even angrier. He opened his friend list, found A Yi, and sent a message——

"Ayi! You fucking come out to me! I can tell it's you! Stop pretending to me!"

A Yi who was offline soon became online, and a message replied: "What? I don't even know what you are talking about."

"Are you still playing tricks on me?! I've already seen your name!"

"Then you must have read it wrong, really." A Yi refused to admit it.

Yelang jumped to the external link, intending to go to A Yi's live broadcast room to send barrage questions, to see how this shameless person can quibble!

Open special attention, Ayi live broadcast room, click to enter.

Then Yelang was stunned to see: the picture in the live broadcast room was not a virtual world, but A Yi's room in reality, and an empty massage chair was parked in front of the computer.

And in the center of the screen, there is a line of big red characters——

[The host has an upset stomach, please wait a moment...]

"???"

Now Yelang was really a little stunned.

Is it possible... I really read it wrong?